epic fail.

Sep 26, 2008 21:43

literally.

but don't forget, kids, mcrerun said that the fundamentals of our economy are strong so no worries, rite?!

to be honest, the debate put me in a coma. my interpretation:

moderator: economy=failboat. explain how you fix, yis? bailout, agree?
obama: regulation ftw! also tax cuts and the other thingys.
mccain: i tots got rid of pork. reaganomics ftw!
moderator: yis but fixing economy? it be broken. bailout?
obama: liek i said, regulation. also closing of the loop holes and stuff.
mccain: when i was a kid, we had to walk to school. up hill. both ways. trufax.
moderator: ...
obama: i will now call both of you jim.
moderator: yis, well, but your plans can haz be adjusted? economy=failboat.
obama: idk. delay this and maybe that.
mccain: idk. something, something, i haz experience.
moderator: ...

personally, i like my dad's bailout plan: give every american 1 billion dollars. it's cheaper than this bailout!

by the way, mccain's thing with the pen? total rip-off of christopher buckley's new book.

fuck the government, money money money, seek and destroy

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