careless in our summer clothes, splashing around in the muck and the mire.

Apr 12, 2008 15:48

okay i totally give up using proper capitalization on here. as i've probably mentioned before, i code in ALL CAPS and i hardly ever turn off the caps lock unless someone sends me an im. outlook corrects me automatically but lj doesn't so, whatever.

time for more hilarious adventures of vinni the wonder dog:

last week i took him through the drive-thru at mickey's and got him a kid's meal. i got a gyro and a chocolate shake. so he's eating his food and i'm eating mine and just as we're finished, the phone rings. as i go looking for measurements for some contractor, i hear this weird noise but i'm busy, so i ignore it. anyway, i come back into the living room and vinni has knocked my shake off the table. apparently, he tried to drink it out of the straw, but then gave up and tore through the styrofoam. at the time, i was so pissed off at him, but now i think it's hilarious. i mean, you should've seen the look on his face when i came into the room. it was totaly I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP!

a few days later, i took a box of rocks out of my room and put it on an end table in the living room so my mom could put them in one of her decorative bowls. i guess after i left the house, vinni sat in front of the table and tilted his head at the box and then began barking. the box said "snackwells" so he thought it was full of snacks. the dog can read!!!

not long after that, he got sick with the flu. :(

and then last night i took my parents to the sox game and we came home to find his dog food all over the floor. he only likes the square kibble and not the round ones, so he dumped his bowl out and separated them out and then ate all the squares. seriously, how can a dog be so picky?!

today, i took him to the petsmart which was really just overwhelming to him. actually, i think if it wasn't for the annoying people wanting to pet him, he would've been fine. i let him pick out his toys and his treats. also, he drove. no, really, he gets in my lap and puts his paws on the steering wheel. it's very amusing and cute for the people next to me at the stoplights, but it's rather hard to drive that way!

in non-vinni news:

i finally got my fucking laptop! so i got to work from home on wednesday, which was fucking sweet. i watched batman: the animated series most of the day in-between work stuff. i almost want to write something for that fandom again. sigh.

also, did anyone see greek this past week? lol to the ferris bueller reference directed at alan ruck.

yes, i am still obsessed with this song. speaking of which, time to do some laundry since some bitch spilled an entire bottle of beer on my coat last night at the game.

ps-i really need to re-do my icons.
pps-dear home-plate ump at last night's game: that was totally a ball. jim thome should've kicked your ass.

vinni the wonder dog, music makes the people come together, it's okay learn to play, let's go go white sox, fanfic ideas, less reading more tv, lol, cleaning

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