You can stand under my umbrella (ella ella eh eh eh).

[ebcdic]

Shoot 'em up!

Bad:

• I have the beginnings of gum disease. Thanks, genetic disease jackpot!
  
• My parents are having money problems. Thanks, George!
  
• I'm having money problems. Thanks again, George!
  
• I had to stay late last night for tech support. Thanks, incompetent overlords!
  
• I'm having trouble sleeping. Thanks again, genetic disease jackpot!
  

Good:

• I'm off work today. Thanks, generous workplace vacation days thingy!
  
• It's Da's birthday. Thanks, grandparents?!
  
• I haz a cool shirt. Thanks, skypeia!!!
  
• I got nominated for an award at work. Thanks, random co-worker dude!
  
• I can leg press the entire weight stack. Thanks, personal trainer chick!
  

HAPPY FRIDAY, KIDS!