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There was an old person from Stroud
Who was horribly jammed in a crowd
some she slew with a kick, some she scrunched with a stick,
that impulsive old person of Stroud

There was an old person of Newry
whose manners were tinctured with fury
He tore all the rugs and broke all the jugs
within twenty miles'distance of Newry

There was a young person from Ayer
Who was wicked fond of riding a bear
She rode drinking a beer and singing Queer
That Daffy young person from Ayer