Li'l Ailsa goes to Town. Li'l Ailsa goes shopping. Li'l Ailsa meets the BNP.
Click to viewAww, BNP! You guys are the sweetest. There I thought you were, all crazy and intolerent when actually you...are.
This is an excellent series- bout a year old, I think, now, so yes, I admit, things may have changed somewhat. Some deserving individuals may have been arrested since then (I hope) but sadly, people don't seem to. In every generation, there are crazy intolerents. However, we seem to accept this. My Mum keeps telling me that Dad is a product of his generation. Mm. I agree, but one adapts. Myself, I hugely prefer a multicultural Britain. And no I don't want to have to write an essay like my French oral questions saying why foreigners bring nice food, good music and fix our plumbing and shit. No, human beings all have the potential to be awesome. ALL.
BNP: Britain will be strong, proud and white. (actual BNP quote)
Ailsa: But extremely narrow-minded. Look, it's not ABOUT what colour your skin is, it's how good your heart is.
BNP: They can be good people, yeah. But why do they have to do it in OUR country?
Ailsa: Well, think of it this way. We've got to be doing something pretty awesome that makes people want to come into our country. They just want a good life. Like you. ZOMG! I compared you to an immigrant!
BNP: Say whaaaat? Our country's always awesome. But we awesomify it for OUR people.
Ailsa: Bitch, wtf are OUR people? Look down. It's dirt. It's earth. Yes, you played your first game of football on this earth, but does that make it yours in any technical sense? No. Borders themselves are just squiggles on maps.
BNP: The cultural differences are too large to overcome.
Ailsa: Your idea of cultural differences seem to differ somewhat to my idea of them. Your party has accused Muslims of being paedophiles, rapists and that thievery is in their freaking BLOOD! That's some crazy shit, if it's in your BLOOD. Yeah, personally, I think the attitude to women in Islam isn't on, but as long as they're not making me wear a veil then it's not my beef, is it?
BNP: It totally is. They're mingling with OUR women. (actual BNP quote sans the 'totally')
Ailsa: Whoa, Nelly. Don't you drag me into it. Your women? I wouldn't go near you with a barge pole. You have this bizarre notion that you're protecting us. Apparently, women, the elderly, young boys and teenage girls all need protecting from these scirry immigrants. No. In fact, it's seems pretty rare when the racial squabbles that do flare up are outside the bracket of young men. What? You think Muslims are going to break into houses and steal women, like TVs?
BNP: Oh, go and look at our website. We're all presented as neo-nazis but it's all media propoganda.
Ailsa: Fuck off, you've allegedly had people killed, and you have indeed threatened people.
BNP: But-
Ailsa: *hand up* FACE!