The internet is an evil evil thing
I have been dabbling in homework all weekend, and I am still not done. I do not anticipate finishing before the end of today because the interbutts is too much. It is too much power for us mere mortals! I mean, look at all this shit at my fingertips. Infinite knowledge! For god's sake my freshly dried laundry has since become stale and room temperature because I had the thought, "Wow, I didn't get much done today because I was on the internet... hey I should write about this! On the internet!!!" Lo and behold, here I am. Laundry ain't gettin' any fresher.
So really, the internet is too much, just too much for humans. How I long for the days when I would read books, draw pictures, and fold my damn laundry while it was still hot.
So really, the internet is too much, just too much for humans. How I long for the days when I would read books, draw pictures, and fold my damn laundry while it was still hot.