I hate my mother
Have I mentioned this before? I think I have.
Okay, I get it. I have twins growing inside me. I'm going to put on weight. I don't fit in my awesome tight jeans which show off my once very fine looking arse anymore. I have to get clothes to fit me and the lump.
But does Mum HAVE to call me 'Rolley Rosey'? No, no she does not. But she did. And now Not-Dad calls me it too. I don't like being referred to as 'rolley'. Mickey the Idiot has actually used his brain for once and not called me it. I think he knows I won't hesitate to hit him.
The book says that I can expect movement anytime from now onwards. Nothing yet, I'm actually a bit excited about that. Doctor better get back from his wanderings soon, if he misses me talking about the first kick, he'll be on the buisness end of a hissy fit.
I could murder a plate of sardines in chocolate sauce right now
Okay, I get it. I have twins growing inside me. I'm going to put on weight. I don't fit in my awesome tight jeans which show off my once very fine looking arse anymore. I have to get clothes to fit me and the lump.
But does Mum HAVE to call me 'Rolley Rosey'? No, no she does not. But she did. And now Not-Dad calls me it too. I don't like being referred to as 'rolley'. Mickey the Idiot has actually used his brain for once and not called me it. I think he knows I won't hesitate to hit him.
The book says that I can expect movement anytime from now onwards. Nothing yet, I'm actually a bit excited about that. Doctor better get back from his wanderings soon, if he misses me talking about the first kick, he'll be on the buisness end of a hissy fit.
I could murder a plate of sardines in chocolate sauce right now