Mum's taken up yoga.

You know what's good for traumatising you for life? Walking in on your mum doing a 'salute to the sun'.

A bottle of brain bleach, please.

Everyone's talking about mothers today. It was mother's day over here in the UK in March, but I might as well join the rabble and show my awesome mum:


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Yes, I went shopping for maternity wear today, Mum dragged me around, pointed at baby stuff, started compaining what a difficult baby I was, and if I had two versions of me and the Doctor, I was in for a crazy time....I stopped listening after a while.

But look what I found! A preggo top, for TWINS!!!!


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Have I mentioned this before? I think I have.

Okay, I get it. I have twins growing inside me. I'm going to put on weight. I don't fit in my awesome tight jeans which show off my once very fine looking arse anymore. I have to get clothes to fit me and the lump.

But does Mum HAVE to call me 'Rolley Rosey'? No, no she does not. But she did. And ( Read more... )

Mum has been playing with my computer. Or rather, Mickey HELPED Mum play with my computer as seen as she has issues even turning the damn thing on. When I came home from work, what did I find on my system, but this:


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Hi there, my name is Rose Tyler. Don't, under any circumstances, call me 'Rosey ( Read more... )