needs needs needs
I usually do every single Myspace survey I see posted due to boredom and not socializing. They pass time, what can I say. However this one kicks so much butt. So I thought I'd dedicate a whole live journal to it. Tehe I want to do it with every name I think of. I cannot stop.
Basically what you do is you go to www.google.com and type in "(your name) needs" so like for me it'd be "rachel needs"...and then you list the funniest sentences that came up in the search. Here's a list I made.
1. Rachel needs to be part of the group because, as an unmarried woman in a traditional society, she's uncomfortable with her outsider status.
2. Rachel needs some pennies from heaven by the end of the summer.
3. Rachel needs to have blush that is very bright and colorful.
4. Rachel needs a bit of fueling up in the evenings.
5. Rachel needs to get on her boot camp workout.
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1. Jessica needs to work on staying in her chair during story time.
2. Jessica needs to spend lots of time just kissing Helen in order to get used to
the idea.
3. Jessica needs an engineer boyfriend right now!
4. Jessica needs her own reality tv series where a camera crew follows her
around.
5. Jessica needs to free herself from 200 pounds of dead weight.
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1. Andrew needs a belt.
2. Andrew needs all the prayers he can get.
3. Andrew needs to pay his fair share of the war effort, so
how about a tax that everybody ends up paying?
4. Andrew needs to be hogtied for this!
5. Andrew needs daily medicine for epileptic manifestations.
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Basically what you do is you go to www.google.com and type in "(your name) needs" so like for me it'd be "rachel needs"...and then you list the funniest sentences that came up in the search. Here's a list I made.
1. Rachel needs to be part of the group because, as an unmarried woman in a traditional society, she's uncomfortable with her outsider status.
2. Rachel needs some pennies from heaven by the end of the summer.
3. Rachel needs to have blush that is very bright and colorful.
4. Rachel needs a bit of fueling up in the evenings.
5. Rachel needs to get on her boot camp workout.
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1. Jessica needs to work on staying in her chair during story time.
2. Jessica needs to spend lots of time just kissing Helen in order to get used to
the idea.
3. Jessica needs an engineer boyfriend right now!
4. Jessica needs her own reality tv series where a camera crew follows her
around.
5. Jessica needs to free herself from 200 pounds of dead weight.
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1. Andrew needs a belt.
2. Andrew needs all the prayers he can get.
3. Andrew needs to pay his fair share of the war effort, so
how about a tax that everybody ends up paying?
4. Andrew needs to be hogtied for this!
5. Andrew needs daily medicine for epileptic manifestations.
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