Under the cut are more pics and handy captions so you know what's been going on.
Kelly wanted to share pics of our estate - this is where she's staying right now! This is our back yard.
The battlements...GET AWF OUR LAWN.
The front room. The sofa that I'm sleeping on right now is just out of frame. :D
And the outside of the castl--I mean, house. >.>
Kelly and I take a stroll through the orchard.
THEN! PIRATES ATTACKED! WITH FORKS AND SPOONS! Which was unusual, on dry land!
Pitched in to the sea by pirates, we met a seal called..uh..Sam. He found the whole adventure highly amusing.
Then he just stared at us. We sidled off.
An otter spotted us, thankfully, and dragged us both back to shore on a lime-green lilo.
Here's where we washed up. Phew, land!
I don't know how this pic got in here. It seems rather random.
LAND. THANK GOODNESS!
We found a stick and claimed the land as ours. We called it J2 ♥
Then we fell over and Kelly took a photo.
We managed to make our way back to civilisation and got a change of clothes and a hairbrush. Then we went to something called a tattoo artist. O.O
HE DID THINGS TO US!
INTIMATE THINGS!
THIS IS WHAT HE DID TO US BOTH! He did it to my wrist and to Kelly's ankle. Seriously. She even bought all the same teeshirts I did. And, right, aaaand, we had the same chocolates from the Chocolatier.
Steep Hill. It is steep. High Street was High, also.
The lamppost couldn't hack the pace.
Tracey had a minor fangirl moment when Kelly pointed out this sign. I doubt it has anything to do with Wordy, but a girl can dream.
Finally, the family estate was in sight once more as we made our way to the Cathedral in the grounds.
Colourful, no?
Through the cloisters...almost home!
Handy benches, for to rest our legs and our wit.
So, there you go. Since we last updated you we went to Belvoir Castle on Monday (wait, we told you about that, didn't we?), Hunstanton seaside where we ate fish and chips and visited a sea-life centre and seal sanctuary (try saying that ten times drunk), Peterborough where we saw Transformers 2, Terminator 4, and ate at an Italian American restaurant that didn't even have syrup on the breakfasts. Hmmmm. Transformers 2 was made of yay and Terminator 4 had Sam Worthington in it again. :D He was in it last time we saw it too. Weird. O.o
Then Kelly made cookies while I went to work on Thursday. She made my favourite. I might not let her go back home. We all went to work on Friday and Kelly watched me do..well..very little, actually, because one of the messes couldn't pull their finger out in time. Then we got our tattoos (cookies to those who already realised where we got the idea and why we got them where we did!), and theeen we went out for Chinese food. Yesterday (Saturday) we did Lincoln and had a quite nice lunch and didn't get lost or die on the way up the hill. And today we've watched Top Gear, Eddie Izzard and had a roast dinner.
And tomorrow we're off to Cambridge. Woop! The fun, it never ends!
See you all again soon. Realwildchild fans - we have something coming once the voting is done with. Kelly's had me in hysterical laughter while planning it, so you're probably going to like it too. But then, remember, I have a very strange sense of humour. :D
Bye for now!!
-evil & adorable
xx