Word up, Confusing Conversation of the Now, courtesy of Mary and myself:

tomiko_the_muse: Yeah, well, your face is made of German.
easilyabused: In a way, it is.
tomiko_the_muse: And your ass is made of black.
easilyabused: What? Are you insinuating that I have a black people ass?
tomiko_the_muse: I'm just saying, you might have a fine ass. I don't know.
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