Primordeal USA
Way back in the day, when there were three networks and you had less than twenty channels with basic cable, there was USA Network. It still exists, technically, but it's just a generic look-alike channel with no identity. In the 80's, USA was spectacularly crappy, much like Fox. But unlike Fox, there was something loveable about USA. (Maybe.) From early on they showed a lot of terrible horror movies. Eventually this congealed into USA Up All Night. But before USA Up All Night there was...
Commander USA's Groovy Movies! To this day, a lot of stations have their local terrible horror movie hosts. Usually they're in the vein of Elvira, but USA went in a bit of a different direction. Behold! (Warning: extreme cheese ahead.)
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=commander+usa
Then there was Saturday Nightmares, which they at least tried to play straight...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GumOpE6X-Fg&feature=relmfu
Then there was the famous USA Up All Night. But before Rhonda Shear and Gilbert Gottfried, there was Caroline Schlitt!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwTtZ_SIgQw
Ah, good old YouTube. Always there to help me remember things that I'm not sure I wanted to remember...
Commander USA's Groovy Movies! To this day, a lot of stations have their local terrible horror movie hosts. Usually they're in the vein of Elvira, but USA went in a bit of a different direction. Behold! (Warning: extreme cheese ahead.)
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=commander+usa
Then there was Saturday Nightmares, which they at least tried to play straight...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GumOpE6X-Fg&feature=relmfu
Then there was the famous USA Up All Night. But before Rhonda Shear and Gilbert Gottfried, there was Caroline Schlitt!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwTtZ_SIgQw
Ah, good old YouTube. Always there to help me remember things that I'm not sure I wanted to remember...