So I traveled forward in time today, to the year 3010, and... well anyways, to make a long story short, I was trying to update my journal (because, honestly, what else would I do in the future?), and I discovered that Livejournal won't let you set the date far past the twenty-first century! It's completely ludicrous if you ask me, especially ( Read more... )

Nobody has epic livejournal entries anymore. I don't care what your favorite anime is, or how bad Spoon was at the House of Blues last night, or how slow the internet is. I want to see people bleed. I want pain and suffering and catharsis and drops of sweat and tears in every questioning letter. Give me some existential crises I can sink my teeth