PETA is a more openly reprehensible organisation than most. When they aren't killing puppies at their no-kill shelters, brainwashing children, and demeaning women for being mammals, however, they apparently come up with delightful nonsense like this: sea kittens. They want people to start calling fish sea kittens. They drew pictures of fish wearing ( Read more... )

Alligator teeth line my mouth, my throat, my stomach. The crow and the shaman in me want to sit down somewhere by myself and tear them out, one at a time ( Read more... )

Dear X-Men III:

I heard a weird rumor that this movie was about the Phoenix saga. I was also led to understand that Beast and Angel would be in it. It's a shame that Angel had no lines, and that Beast just never showed. Also, why was Kelsey Grammar painted blue? ( Spoiler? )

Everyone has this moment, I think. I was six, and I realized that, at the very earliest, I'd be in school for the next two lifetimes. It has been almost a third since then ( Read more... )

My dreams last night consisted of my trying to make out with five different girls, and completely failing on all counts. One of these girls was leaving for India imminently after having lived in Germany already and otherwise traveling extensively. The theme of this dream was that for having lived in only one country besides the one of my birth, I ( Read more... )