"I'm wearing glasses today because my boyfriend sprayed me in the face with my mace." - Candra Cauble
There once was a girl named Lenore
And a bird and a bust and a door;
A guy with depression
And a whole lot of questions
And the bird always says "Nevermore." -
Limerick DatabaseCrazy weather around here lately, and I can never keep up with it. I wear my light hoodie because it's been nice out, so it drops below freezing. I grab a winter coat the next day, and it starts raining. I bring an umbrella and the city is enveloped in severe amounts of fog, so that everyone on US 52 has to drive at roughly the speed of a parade float. You could argue I should check the internets and be forewarned, but my way is more fun.
It turns out that you can say the word 'buffalo' as many times as you want, and it's a grammatically correct sentence. I'm not making that up. Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.