Why Burger King is better than McDonald's
The following is taken from the back of a fry container.
"RINGERS
Occasionally, you'll get an onion ring that doesn't play by the rules. An outsider. A lone loop in a sea of spuds. A ringer. But don't be alarmed. This is a good thing. An extra treat, just for you. Though Ringers may not appear often, if they did, would they really be so special?"
if this made you laugh, I've proved my point. If not, then read this:
"OFFICIAL BAGGLER PROCEDURE
French fries that hae attempted to escape from their container only to strand themselves in the bottom of the bag are called "bagglers." Bagglers are fair game. The first to open the bag and retrieve the baggler gets to eat the baggler. Therefore, it is in one's best interest to be the keeper of the bag."
Thank you for listening.
"RINGERS
Occasionally, you'll get an onion ring that doesn't play by the rules. An outsider. A lone loop in a sea of spuds. A ringer. But don't be alarmed. This is a good thing. An extra treat, just for you. Though Ringers may not appear often, if they did, would they really be so special?"
if this made you laugh, I've proved my point. If not, then read this:
"OFFICIAL BAGGLER PROCEDURE
French fries that hae attempted to escape from their container only to strand themselves in the bottom of the bag are called "bagglers." Bagglers are fair game. The first to open the bag and retrieve the baggler gets to eat the baggler. Therefore, it is in one's best interest to be the keeper of the bag."
Thank you for listening.