A loss for words
I don't shop at the store where I work--it's expensive, they don't give me an employee discount, it's not my usual grocery store, so I don't know where anything is (I am incredibly unhelpful to customers who ask questions. Dude, I never get out from behind this counter; don't ask me where the pesto is). And aside from that, I spend enough time at work that I don't really want to be there on my days off.
I've been looking all summer for a phrase that means, "I don't shop where I work," so I don't have to go through my explanatory rigamarole every time. The best I can find is "I don't shit where I eat," which is appropriately pithy, but not very apt.
And, I'm trying to cut down on my swearing.
I've been looking all summer for a phrase that means, "I don't shop where I work," so I don't have to go through my explanatory rigamarole every time. The best I can find is "I don't shit where I eat," which is appropriately pithy, but not very apt.
And, I'm trying to cut down on my swearing.