I'm So Hot For You Right Now
Weirdest come-on to date:
“Hey, hey, I like those sandals. Those are some nice sandals. You know what? I bet my mom wore sandals like that. Yeah, I think she was wearing sandals like that when she met my dad. And you know what happened next? You know, right? They made me. And now you’re wearing those sandals, and you just met me…”
Seriously? I have to say, he certainly did better than the guy who once approached me and said, “Hey, baby. I just got out of jail, and you are the best thing I’ve seen in a long damn time.” Er…thanks?
People wonder why I’m single. I do not.