Keepin it real
I had no idea Master P came out with a movie called Da Last Don. Lawdy Jeeves, where do I start? I can see him, C-Murder and Silkk in "the lab" cooking up this one.
Master P: Ya heard, wodie? What we need is to come out with a gangsta flick. We gangsta, so it only makes sense.
C-Murder: Yeah, Yeah, P. You a don. You could be the don.
Silkk: Nah, nah wodie, he gotta be DA don. D-A. So while he's gangsta he's still keeping it real.
Master P: UUUHHNN!
Master P playing "Da Last Don" is battling Tom Cruise playing "The Last Samurai" for stupid role of the century. If cats MUST appropriate, why do they have to appropriate Italian/Cuban/Colombian "gangster" lifestyles? Obviously negative stereotypes about blacks weren't rampant enough. We had to go and borrow other cultures' negative stereotypes and add to the mix.
Newsflash
Irv Gotti? Capone? Nas/Escobar? Junior Mafia? Et al.? None of you are in the mafia nor control a drug empire. All of you look fuckin stupid claiming the names of people and groups who would sooner kill you than accept you. Watching Scarface doesn't make you a Cuban drug lord. Watching The Godfather doesn't make you an Italian mafia boss. Reading Killing Pablo doesn't turn you into a Colombian drug lord. Idiots.
I'm gonna change my last name to Ming and make a movie called "Tha Last Han." I'll run around chanting "Great Wall for life, son!" and see if people take me seriously as a Chinese empress.
Master P: Ya heard, wodie? What we need is to come out with a gangsta flick. We gangsta, so it only makes sense.
C-Murder: Yeah, Yeah, P. You a don. You could be the don.
Silkk: Nah, nah wodie, he gotta be DA don. D-A. So while he's gangsta he's still keeping it real.
Master P: UUUHHNN!
Master P playing "Da Last Don" is battling Tom Cruise playing "The Last Samurai" for stupid role of the century. If cats MUST appropriate, why do they have to appropriate Italian/Cuban/Colombian "gangster" lifestyles? Obviously negative stereotypes about blacks weren't rampant enough. We had to go and borrow other cultures' negative stereotypes and add to the mix.
Newsflash
Irv Gotti? Capone? Nas/Escobar? Junior Mafia? Et al.? None of you are in the mafia nor control a drug empire. All of you look fuckin stupid claiming the names of people and groups who would sooner kill you than accept you. Watching Scarface doesn't make you a Cuban drug lord. Watching The Godfather doesn't make you an Italian mafia boss. Reading Killing Pablo doesn't turn you into a Colombian drug lord. Idiots.
I'm gonna change my last name to Ming and make a movie called "Tha Last Han." I'll run around chanting "Great Wall for life, son!" and see if people take me seriously as a Chinese empress.