There was a old ho who lived in a shoe
I typed up most of this entry last week. Then accidentally X'ed the window. *sighs* That was so painful. You see how painful it is it took me a week + to get the energy to try re-writing it.
If anyone knows where I can get a shirt with Esthero's pink pirate/mic logo on it, I will sacrifice 4 lambs in your honor.
Now if anyone can get me an AUTHENTIC Daniel Striped Tiger puppet or plush animal, I will give you my first born a la Rumpelstilskin. Here's the REAL Daniel:
Note that he is wearing a watch
So I found people claiming to be selling "Daniels". =/
http://www.holgatetoy.com/misterrogers.html
-Ok, dude, does have a watch, but no.
http://www.rubylane.com/shops/eternallyblessed/item/031441
-Ok, this one is 68 fuckin dollars. WHERE is his watch? And why does he look constipated??
http://www.misterrogers.org/shopping/products.asp?category=9
-One of these has a finger up his ass. I don't think so.
Nick Cannon's show is decent. And Timmy agrees with me so that confirms it. It's the only thing I watch on MTV. I have no idea who's fuckin who on the Real World (nor do I even know their names, and that's a big rarity or me. I even know the people from the crappy seasons like London), no idea which Britney Spears song is hot right now. And it's such a beautiful thing. If you wanna drastically improve your life, remove BET and MTV from it! It will purify your fuckin SOUL! I swear! "What Cash Money song is blazin the charts, Eb?" I don't know! "What one TERRIBLE song is infecting your mind and despite how horrid it is you can't get it out of your head?" NONE!! *sighs* And considering I haven't listened to the radio in years I am living a virtually crappy music free life. I feel like a got Herpes!
But you know, without the "infectious outbreaks" and shit. Only the good stuff you see in the commercials.
This was too funny not to share
Butter9572 (12:03:37 AM): hey mama
Butter9572 (12:17:05 AM): where are you these days?
Auto response from La Doctress (12:17:05 AM): Either I'm sleep or I'm masturbating. Take your pick.
Butter9572 (12:17:32 AM): I guess that answers that question
Hmmmm... I remember this entry being much longer.
Anyhoo, Happy Birthday, Dr. Hux!!
If anyone knows where I can get a shirt with Esthero's pink pirate/mic logo on it, I will sacrifice 4 lambs in your honor.
Now if anyone can get me an AUTHENTIC Daniel Striped Tiger puppet or plush animal, I will give you my first born a la Rumpelstilskin. Here's the REAL Daniel:
Note that he is wearing a watch
So I found people claiming to be selling "Daniels". =/
http://www.holgatetoy.com/misterrogers.html
-Ok, dude, does have a watch, but no.
http://www.rubylane.com/shops/eternallyblessed/item/031441
-Ok, this one is 68 fuckin dollars. WHERE is his watch? And why does he look constipated??
http://www.misterrogers.org/shopping/products.asp?category=9
-One of these has a finger up his ass. I don't think so.
Nick Cannon's show is decent. And Timmy agrees with me so that confirms it. It's the only thing I watch on MTV. I have no idea who's fuckin who on the Real World (nor do I even know their names, and that's a big rarity or me. I even know the people from the crappy seasons like London), no idea which Britney Spears song is hot right now. And it's such a beautiful thing. If you wanna drastically improve your life, remove BET and MTV from it! It will purify your fuckin SOUL! I swear! "What Cash Money song is blazin the charts, Eb?" I don't know! "What one TERRIBLE song is infecting your mind and despite how horrid it is you can't get it out of your head?" NONE!! *sighs* And considering I haven't listened to the radio in years I am living a virtually crappy music free life. I feel like a got Herpes!
But you know, without the "infectious outbreaks" and shit. Only the good stuff you see in the commercials.
This was too funny not to share
Butter9572 (12:03:37 AM): hey mama
Butter9572 (12:17:05 AM): where are you these days?
Auto response from La Doctress (12:17:05 AM): Either I'm sleep or I'm masturbating. Take your pick.
Butter9572 (12:17:32 AM): I guess that answers that question
Hmmmm... I remember this entry being much longer.
Anyhoo, Happy Birthday, Dr. Hux!!