p0rn!
Porn is a beautiful thing. I'd like to take this time and praise the porn gods. They have bestowed upon me a puter to DL much porn from other horndogs much like myself, software to burn said porn and a cool DVD/VHS player that plays every file type under the sun! They have also bestowed upon me that video shop that Q and I always go to with the 3/$25 specials. But I'm broke and they haven't bestowed upon me an extra 25 bucks, so there you go.
But speaking of which, the shopping for porn experience is so hilarious. At the place that Q and I go to the "Black section" is towards the back. Right behind that is the transsexual/shemales section. But on the opposite side of the "Black section" is I guess what would be called "standard" porn. So the guys that go to the transexual side tend to browse at the "standard" side and magically drift over to the trannies. lol Sorta like "Whoops! How did I get here?! Oh well might as well check it out." LOL
There's actually a small section in that place for pregnant shemales. Jesus fuckin christ how do you even find out that there's a market for that stuff?? You can almost imagine some nasty, greasy guy sitting at his desk, looking at stills going "pregnant midgets?.... barely legal shemales?...... grandmas sucking off horses?....... " He lays down a pic of the pregnant midget over the barely legal shemale then *snaps* "I got it! Pregnant shemales!!" =/ The fact that movies are made doesn't disturb me. The fact that someone out there is enjoying the movies for them to be made disturbs me.
Then of course there's the toys. Some of the dildos you'll come across in a porn shop do not look fit for human use. Huge black dildos 3 to 4 inches in diameter and about a foot long. Where are you putting that??!! That is inhumane! If you are so open and worn out that you need a dido the size of a human arm, just retire from sex. Don't even take a vacation, just sew your shit up and call it a wrap. If you can, as Martin put it, hide Craig and them up there, close your legs and find another activity of leisure.
Totally o/t, but Happy Festivus!!! I wanna see some feats of strength.
But speaking of which, the shopping for porn experience is so hilarious. At the place that Q and I go to the "Black section" is towards the back. Right behind that is the transsexual/shemales section. But on the opposite side of the "Black section" is I guess what would be called "standard" porn. So the guys that go to the transexual side tend to browse at the "standard" side and magically drift over to the trannies. lol Sorta like "Whoops! How did I get here?! Oh well might as well check it out." LOL
There's actually a small section in that place for pregnant shemales. Jesus fuckin christ how do you even find out that there's a market for that stuff?? You can almost imagine some nasty, greasy guy sitting at his desk, looking at stills going "pregnant midgets?.... barely legal shemales?...... grandmas sucking off horses?....... " He lays down a pic of the pregnant midget over the barely legal shemale then *snaps* "I got it! Pregnant shemales!!" =/ The fact that movies are made doesn't disturb me. The fact that someone out there is enjoying the movies for them to be made disturbs me.
Then of course there's the toys. Some of the dildos you'll come across in a porn shop do not look fit for human use. Huge black dildos 3 to 4 inches in diameter and about a foot long. Where are you putting that??!! That is inhumane! If you are so open and worn out that you need a dido the size of a human arm, just retire from sex. Don't even take a vacation, just sew your shit up and call it a wrap. If you can, as Martin put it, hide Craig and them up there, close your legs and find another activity of leisure.
Totally o/t, but Happy Festivus!!! I wanna see some feats of strength.