How to be Toast
1. Stay up really late because lol nightmare.
2. Turn from computer to go to bed and... faced with BIGGEST SPIDER EVER.
3. Shiver in silence, staring at the spider as it slowly crawls towards you, while making pathetic little shooing motions.
4. Accidentally touch the spider.
5. Die inside.
6. Whimper and stare at your hand as the spider scuttles away whence it came.
7. Scrub hands raw under boiling water.
8. Curl up in bed with the blankets pulled around your body as tight as they can go.
9. NEVER SLEEP. THE SPIDER WILL EAT ME. D8
2. Turn from computer to go to bed and... faced with BIGGEST SPIDER EVER.
3. Shiver in silence, staring at the spider as it slowly crawls towards you, while making pathetic little shooing motions.
4. Accidentally touch the spider.
5. Die inside.
6. Whimper and stare at your hand as the spider scuttles away whence it came.
7. Scrub hands raw under boiling water.
8. Curl up in bed with the blankets pulled around your body as tight as they can go.
9. NEVER SLEEP. THE SPIDER WILL EAT ME. D8