I was going to write a fic...
Thing is, Google Chrome refreshed because I hit the wrong keyboard button, then Dreamwidth had only autosaved the first two lines of it (GDI) so it's Gone Forever. This is probably a good thing, because it was horrible April Fool's Day fic.
I still have the outline, though. Maybe I'll write it someday.
Summary: A Very Small Child pokes through Ultimates Mansion for his Daddy.
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Example of a script sequence
Page 1
"Where is my Daddy?"
[VSC is peering around a door into a laboratory room. The man sitting with his back to the door is slumped over his desk.]
"Are you my Daddy?"
Page 2
No!
[VSC is poking Tony Stark's thigh. Stark is drooping into his beard, completely unconscious (probably something to do with the almost-empty whiskey bottle lying on the table near his outstretched hand).]
You are drunk and you smell of machine oil and vomit!
You are Tony Stark!
You are not my Daddy!
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VSC makes his way through Wasp (You have breasts! You are definitely not my Daddy!), Bruce Banner (You are puny and creepy and you makes small children cry when you smile!), Hank Pym (You are socially awkward, abusive and obsessed with ants! Maybe it has something to do with your size complex?) , Thor (You are a hippie who speaks strangely, and the hammer is nott metaphorical at all!)
Finally, he gives up, slumping the whole way home.
At the last minute, he comes across Captain America punching out crooks in an alley, at which point he says something along the lines of "Yes! You are cranky and old and extremely violent in your patriotism! You are Captain America! You are my Daddy!"
He runs to the poleaxed Captain with his arms stretched out as if for a hug. At the lastm moment, he pulls his face off, revealing his very bald, red skull.
Yeah.
Cue a double-page spread of kid!Skull holding Cap at gunpoint.
This is followed by one of the Captain demonstrating his right hook.
The end page would be Cap with a handcuffed!Red Skull slung over his shoulder. He'd be walking into a sunset made vaguely heart-shaped by strategically placed clouds.
"I've found my Daddy! I won't be alone!
Because now that he's got me, he's taking me home!"
I am a horrible person. ♥
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This entry was originally posted at Dreamwidth.
I still have the outline, though. Maybe I'll write it someday.
Summary: A Very Small Child pokes through Ultimates Mansion for his Daddy.
==
Example of a script sequence
Page 1
"Where is my Daddy?"
[VSC is peering around a door into a laboratory room. The man sitting with his back to the door is slumped over his desk.]
"Are you my Daddy?"
Page 2
No!
[VSC is poking Tony Stark's thigh. Stark is drooping into his beard, completely unconscious (probably something to do with the almost-empty whiskey bottle lying on the table near his outstretched hand).]
You are drunk and you smell of machine oil and vomit!
You are Tony Stark!
You are not my Daddy!
==
VSC makes his way through Wasp (You have breasts! You are definitely not my Daddy!), Bruce Banner (You are puny and creepy and you makes small children cry when you smile!), Hank Pym (You are socially awkward, abusive and obsessed with ants! Maybe it has something to do with your size complex?) , Thor (You are a hippie who speaks strangely, and the hammer is nott metaphorical at all!)
Finally, he gives up, slumping the whole way home.
At the last minute, he comes across Captain America punching out crooks in an alley, at which point he says something along the lines of "Yes! You are cranky and old and extremely violent in your patriotism! You are Captain America! You are my Daddy!"
He runs to the poleaxed Captain with his arms stretched out as if for a hug. At the lastm moment, he pulls his face off, revealing his very bald, red skull.
Yeah.
Cue a double-page spread of kid!Skull holding Cap at gunpoint.
This is followed by one of the Captain demonstrating his right hook.
The end page would be Cap with a handcuffed!Red Skull slung over his shoulder. He'd be walking into a sunset made vaguely heart-shaped by strategically placed clouds.
"I've found my Daddy! I won't be alone!
Because now that he's got me, he's taking me home!"
I am a horrible person. ♥
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This entry was originally posted at Dreamwidth.