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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I put gum in teratomarty's hair (-12 points). Last Friday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, bagiism (-5000 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for ankhofbloodlust (-10 points). Last Monday I put money in rizz_kiyoshi's expired parking meter (14 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5007 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
dysturbation