Cooking Failures

[lovebornblossom]

[Late this afternoon the lovely smell of burning and a bit of smoke has filled apartment 5, and undoubtedly in a crappy building like this, the smell will quickly spread. In the kitchen one will find a very upset and frustrated fallen angel, along with a pot full of over cooked, soggy goo that might have been pasta, a carrot part chopped up into strange poorly chopped shapes on a board, apparently abandoned out of frustration, and a pan with some unknown meat, burnt to a crisp.]

W-why is this so hard?! I just want to be able to cook a nice meal for him...