What. the. blue. fuck.
So..I was watching the Colbert Report last night...well..I was flicking through the channels, and I came across some rather amusing little tidbits I thought were worth mentioning.
First of all:
Apparently CSI on A&E is sponsored by VAGISIL. That made me laugh. Very hard. Because you never know when you're going to need a yeast infection treatment whilst watching CSI.
On one of the lower channels..I think it was OMNI or something like that, some guy tanned a ridiculous shade of orange called Peter Popoff was marketing...wait for it...."MIRACLE HEALING WATER." Not only does it bring you closer to Jesus, but it makes your life better and cures all wounds and major injuries AND diseases almost instantly! CALL NOW TO GET YOUR FREE HEALING SEMINAR WITH PETER POPOFF AND HIS AMAZING MIRACLE HEALING WATER. Christ. I almost wet myself. When you have to stoop so low as to do that for Televangelism, I shudder what the world will be like in 30 years.
Well...hehe.
that is all,
DynamoRyan
First of all:
Apparently CSI on A&E is sponsored by VAGISIL. That made me laugh. Very hard. Because you never know when you're going to need a yeast infection treatment whilst watching CSI.
On one of the lower channels..I think it was OMNI or something like that, some guy tanned a ridiculous shade of orange called Peter Popoff was marketing...wait for it...."MIRACLE HEALING WATER." Not only does it bring you closer to Jesus, but it makes your life better and cures all wounds and major injuries AND diseases almost instantly! CALL NOW TO GET YOUR FREE HEALING SEMINAR WITH PETER POPOFF AND HIS AMAZING MIRACLE HEALING WATER. Christ. I almost wet myself. When you have to stoop so low as to do that for Televangelism, I shudder what the world will be like in 30 years.
Well...hehe.
that is all,
DynamoRyan