Surrrrrvey
1. Made out for more than 3 minutes? Yarrrrrrg.
2. Slept in a different bed? Like, someone elses? Indeed. And I will again..I hope:|
3. Made out in a movie theatre? Hah..soooo cliched. No.
4. Made out in the forest? Um...I don't remember. How awful. I should sometime.
5. Thought your cousin was hot? Um. Which cousin? JUST KIDDING. no.
7. Slept naked? Allll ze time.
8. Taken a shower with the opposite sex? Oh yes. But only recently. It's super fun.
9. Gone over the speed limit? I can't drive.
10. Painted your room? Nope. Go original boring beige colouring! YES! I RULE!
11. Drove a car? I can't drive. *starts to turn red*
12. Danced in front of your mirror? Only before a big performance
13. Gotten a hicky? Let's just say my stomach looks like I've been attacked by leeches. God I love her though.
14. Been dumped? Um..technically no, harshly rejected, yes.
15. Stole money from friend? Christ. no.
16. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yus.
17. Been in a fist fight? Yes. I lost. badly.
18. Snuck out of your house? To try and find something in the backyard when I was nine. BIG REBEL!!! *cough*
19. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Oh When DIDN'T I. enough said.
20. Been arrested? No. I hope I never am..
21. Made out with a stranger? Nein.
22. Left your house without telling your parents? Indeed I have.
23. Had a crush on your neighbour? My neighbours in high school were an elderly couple, one of which had extremely advanced pancreatic AND prostate cancer which made him about as fun as a ten-car road accident; and his wife, who used to (and probably still does) manicure her lawn like the queen's going to have tea on it or something. To be fair, Werner was a nice guy when he wasn't SCREAMING in agony. Apart from that, yes, I SO wanted to bone both of them. No...you silly people.
24. Ditched school to do something more fun? Yesssss.
25. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Yes. Goooo Boys choir camp and lack of beds. Anyone who looks to this as an innuendo WILL be shot. Just kidding. Nothing happened. much.
26. Seen someone die? Almost. Arrived shortly after.
27. Been on a plane? lots of times.
28. Kissed a picture? Yes...
29. Slept in until 3? Almost. Depression sucks.
30. Love someone or miss someone right now? Yup..but I am talking to her.
31. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yeah. I'd recently watched a very, very intoxicated friend of mine who happened to be high on crack, mushrooms and crystal meth run down the middle of the street screaming in terror, and fleeing from the imaginary giant rat that was apparently chasing him. So..It was a nice relaxing change. I think I saw one that looked like a bowling ball. That was cool.
32. Made a snow angel? When I have the will to get snowy.
33. Played dress up? Aw yes. I SO owned Postman Pat.
34. Cheated while playing a game? Monopoly. I got bored AND frustrated. God I really needed Pall Mall.
35. Been lonely? Oh..a lot of the time. I'm lonely for someone with smouldering brown eyes that makes me smile every time I see her.
36. Fallen asleep at work/school? Tons of times.
37. Gone to a club? Coyotes, in Calgary, ONCE. Usually Bars though. I'm not much of a clubber, to be honest.
39. Touched a snake? Yup. Made my skin crawl.
40. Ran a red light? Yes. I once literally ran through a red light downtown Victoria. Otherwise, again, I don't drive.
41. Been suspended from school? Never. I'm such a bastard.
42. Had detention? A few times.
43. Been in a car accident? No.
44. Hated the way you look? Occasionally.
45. Witnessed a crime? Hmmm....do you call running a red light and slamming into a cyclist who'se walking across the zebra crossing a crime? I dunno. Bring on the attorneys.
46. Been lost? I decided to leave home once when I was in a fit of rage. I was five. I got lost at the bottom end of the Garden. My mum asked me to come in for tea. I obliged. awww...poo.
47. Been to the opposite side of the country? Indeed. Go St. Johns and it's torrential rain storms that come out of NOWHERE.
48. Felt like dying from embarrassment? Ohhhhh yes. Saying "I love you" and then having to vomit from nervosity probably falls under that category. Nope....it DEFINITELY falls under that cagegory...yeahhh..
49. Cried yourself to sleep? On....more than one occasion yes. I try to erase those memories.
50. Sang karaoke? Yes. In China. Go figure.
51. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Ohhh yes...
52. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose? Indeed.
53. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes. I was so pleased. For about 4.3 Nanoseconds. Then someone gave me a face-wash.
54. Kissed in the rain? No. I have to now. soon.
55. Sung in the shower? Oh yes. "Se vuol ballaaaaaarre"
56. Had a dream that you married someone? Yup. Many times.
57. Glued your hand to something? Yup. And I'm not telling where. So nuuuuuuh.
58. Got your tongue stuck to a pole? To a popsicle. That's all.
59. Ever gone to school partially naked? No. God no. Christ. Nobody wants to see that. Well...almost nobody.
60. Been a cheerleader? I WISH! No really. Cheerleaders that are dumb, especially the ones in high school, made me genuinely flirt with the idea of going on a homicidal rampage through the Gym with a Kalashnikov.
61. Have dogs? Since Gr. 7
62. Own an instrument? Many an instrument.
63. Been in a band? A few, yes. Mostly jazz and classical, no fun rock shit.
64. Drank 25 sodas in a day? EWW.
65. Shot a gun? A cap gun. I exploded a gofer's head. It was NOT pretty. I felt awful. The end.
66. Been on myspace for more than 5 hours? Myspace blows. I can never get my pictures to load. Get a life. Oh wait..I'm writing on LJ. AHAHAHAHA. THE IRONY. *cough*
67. Hurt yourself on purpose? No. I did get my nipple pierced. It hurt. Alot. As several..well..two..will attest to my blood-curdling scream of "HOLY FUCK!!!"
68. Have a major crush on someone right now? Oh Yes. However, I would refer to it as being in love. Aww..I'm so sickeningly romantic. I should be shot.
69. Listening to? Family guy in ze background.
70. Thought about what people would say at your funeral? God No. I had to write a fake eulogy once for a social studies project in Gr. Nine. I hated doing it.
Weheeelll...that was fun.
That is all,
DynamoRyan
2. Slept in a different bed? Like, someone elses? Indeed. And I will again..I hope:|
3. Made out in a movie theatre? Hah..soooo cliched. No.
4. Made out in the forest? Um...I don't remember. How awful. I should sometime.
5. Thought your cousin was hot? Um. Which cousin? JUST KIDDING. no.
7. Slept naked? Allll ze time.
8. Taken a shower with the opposite sex? Oh yes. But only recently. It's super fun.
9. Gone over the speed limit? I can't drive.
10. Painted your room? Nope. Go original boring beige colouring! YES! I RULE!
11. Drove a car? I can't drive. *starts to turn red*
12. Danced in front of your mirror? Only before a big performance
13. Gotten a hicky? Let's just say my stomach looks like I've been attacked by leeches. God I love her though.
14. Been dumped? Um..technically no, harshly rejected, yes.
15. Stole money from friend? Christ. no.
16. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yus.
17. Been in a fist fight? Yes. I lost. badly.
18. Snuck out of your house? To try and find something in the backyard when I was nine. BIG REBEL!!! *cough*
19. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Oh When DIDN'T I. enough said.
20. Been arrested? No. I hope I never am..
21. Made out with a stranger? Nein.
22. Left your house without telling your parents? Indeed I have.
23. Had a crush on your neighbour? My neighbours in high school were an elderly couple, one of which had extremely advanced pancreatic AND prostate cancer which made him about as fun as a ten-car road accident; and his wife, who used to (and probably still does) manicure her lawn like the queen's going to have tea on it or something. To be fair, Werner was a nice guy when he wasn't SCREAMING in agony. Apart from that, yes, I SO wanted to bone both of them. No...you silly people.
24. Ditched school to do something more fun? Yesssss.
25. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Yes. Goooo Boys choir camp and lack of beds. Anyone who looks to this as an innuendo WILL be shot. Just kidding. Nothing happened. much.
26. Seen someone die? Almost. Arrived shortly after.
27. Been on a plane? lots of times.
28. Kissed a picture? Yes...
29. Slept in until 3? Almost. Depression sucks.
30. Love someone or miss someone right now? Yup..but I am talking to her.
31. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yeah. I'd recently watched a very, very intoxicated friend of mine who happened to be high on crack, mushrooms and crystal meth run down the middle of the street screaming in terror, and fleeing from the imaginary giant rat that was apparently chasing him. So..It was a nice relaxing change. I think I saw one that looked like a bowling ball. That was cool.
32. Made a snow angel? When I have the will to get snowy.
33. Played dress up? Aw yes. I SO owned Postman Pat.
34. Cheated while playing a game? Monopoly. I got bored AND frustrated. God I really needed Pall Mall.
35. Been lonely? Oh..a lot of the time. I'm lonely for someone with smouldering brown eyes that makes me smile every time I see her.
36. Fallen asleep at work/school? Tons of times.
37. Gone to a club? Coyotes, in Calgary, ONCE. Usually Bars though. I'm not much of a clubber, to be honest.
39. Touched a snake? Yup. Made my skin crawl.
40. Ran a red light? Yes. I once literally ran through a red light downtown Victoria. Otherwise, again, I don't drive.
41. Been suspended from school? Never. I'm such a bastard.
42. Had detention? A few times.
43. Been in a car accident? No.
44. Hated the way you look? Occasionally.
45. Witnessed a crime? Hmmm....do you call running a red light and slamming into a cyclist who'se walking across the zebra crossing a crime? I dunno. Bring on the attorneys.
46. Been lost? I decided to leave home once when I was in a fit of rage. I was five. I got lost at the bottom end of the Garden. My mum asked me to come in for tea. I obliged. awww...poo.
47. Been to the opposite side of the country? Indeed. Go St. Johns and it's torrential rain storms that come out of NOWHERE.
48. Felt like dying from embarrassment? Ohhhhh yes. Saying "I love you" and then having to vomit from nervosity probably falls under that category. Nope....it DEFINITELY falls under that cagegory...yeahhh..
49. Cried yourself to sleep? On....more than one occasion yes. I try to erase those memories.
50. Sang karaoke? Yes. In China. Go figure.
51. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Ohhh yes...
52. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose? Indeed.
53. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes. I was so pleased. For about 4.3 Nanoseconds. Then someone gave me a face-wash.
54. Kissed in the rain? No. I have to now. soon.
55. Sung in the shower? Oh yes. "Se vuol ballaaaaaarre"
56. Had a dream that you married someone? Yup. Many times.
57. Glued your hand to something? Yup. And I'm not telling where. So nuuuuuuh.
58. Got your tongue stuck to a pole? To a popsicle. That's all.
59. Ever gone to school partially naked? No. God no. Christ. Nobody wants to see that. Well...almost nobody.
60. Been a cheerleader? I WISH! No really. Cheerleaders that are dumb, especially the ones in high school, made me genuinely flirt with the idea of going on a homicidal rampage through the Gym with a Kalashnikov.
61. Have dogs? Since Gr. 7
62. Own an instrument? Many an instrument.
63. Been in a band? A few, yes. Mostly jazz and classical, no fun rock shit.
64. Drank 25 sodas in a day? EWW.
65. Shot a gun? A cap gun. I exploded a gofer's head. It was NOT pretty. I felt awful. The end.
66. Been on myspace for more than 5 hours? Myspace blows. I can never get my pictures to load. Get a life. Oh wait..I'm writing on LJ. AHAHAHAHA. THE IRONY. *cough*
67. Hurt yourself on purpose? No. I did get my nipple pierced. It hurt. Alot. As several..well..two..will attest to my blood-curdling scream of "HOLY FUCK!!!"
68. Have a major crush on someone right now? Oh Yes. However, I would refer to it as being in love. Aww..I'm so sickeningly romantic. I should be shot.
69. Listening to? Family guy in ze background.
70. Thought about what people would say at your funeral? God No. I had to write a fake eulogy once for a social studies project in Gr. Nine. I hated doing it.
Weheeelll...that was fun.
That is all,
DynamoRyan