chapter two: ashlee simpson
ready for chapter two? here we go motherfuckers.
ASHLEE SIMPSON DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE FAMOUS. She's LESS deserving than Paris Hilton, and she's LESS deserving than Haylie Duff. She can't sing, can't dance (COUGH SNL COUGH) and let's face it, she didn't do SHIT to get to where she is. At least Paris is KNOWN for being famous for no reaon, and she doesn't SUCK AT IT, like ASHLEE who could only get famous by mooching off of her sister's popularity. Real people in this real world WORK to get where they are, and are WORKING to get to where they want to be. Giving these people the attention they're getting is what's wrong nowadays. Also, Paris Hilton is not in the LEAST BIT attractive, so stop saying she is.
WORK TO GET WHERE YOU WANT TO BE. If your dream job is being manager of Dunkin Donuts then by all means go for it. Don't give up, keep at it with those pastries and don't be a bitch and give in to people who tell you you're wasting life. Oh, by the way, this goes for rock star, garbage man, doctor, and porno director as well.
LOVE? Humans are animals, and just like animals we have the same instincts: survival of the fittest, and we must PROCREATE. And let's face it, you dress up, you smell nice, and you do full body shaves because you want to have SEX. Its human nature. Females have more of a "oh let's cuddle" approach to "relationships" but that's because its FEMALE human nature to carry out their maternal instincts. Wait--what? Maternal? As in MOTHERING? SEX. Every male on this planet who is in a relationship is there because either a) they are using the girl he is with for SEX, b) he is good friends with them and also wants to have SEX or c) they are both in it for the SEX.
TO THE WOMEN WHO MANIPULATE MEN/DON'T TELL THEM WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN/ASK IF YOU'RE FAT/COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW YOU NEED TO DROP A FEW POUNDS: Stop it.
TO THE MEN WHO USE OR ABUSE WOMEN: fucking DIE.
POP-PUNK IS CATCHY. Sure it tends to lacks substance, but you can't deny it makes you want to bounce around. If you tell me, or anyone otherwise, you are a liar.
YOU'RE GOING TO WISH PEOPLE A MERRY CHRISTMAS NEXT YEAR, and not care if they are offended. If they're offended, or if you're offended, may you rot in fucking hell.
DRUGS SHOULD BE LEGALIZED. You've never done drugs before, but you very well understand that if the government was regulating marijuana, heroin and cocaine that drug dealers would be off the streets, out of the jails, and there'd be a lot less murder and crimes over the matter. Just treat them like cigarettes. All they have to do is put a tax on them, make it legal for those 18 or 21 and older, and let the money roll in. Its a win/win situation FOR EVERYBODY.
GEORGE W. BUSH SUCKS, but no one really ever backs it up. You aren't telling me anything to back it up. Odds are you sitting there telling me that he's an idiot, without knowing SHIT about him or his administration. Sure the man can't speak well, but its rare when people do ANYWAY.
FARENHEIGHT 9/11 is a load of SHIT. FUCK GEORGE W. BUSH, but FUCK MICHAEL MOORE TWICE AS MUCH.
THE IDEA OF HATE CRIMES IS IN FACT A HATE CRIME. Here's the concept of "hate crimes." White kid kills black kid. FUCK THAT. EVERY crime IS a hate crime. The fact that people are categorizing hate crimes with crimes involving COLOR A vs. COLOR B is stupid. The idea of civil rights is to make it so everyone is treated EQUALLY, and when people throw together bullshit terms like HATE CRIMES all that does is seperate the races FURTHER THAN THEY ALREADY ARE.
ASHLEE SIMPSON DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE FAMOUS. She's LESS deserving than Paris Hilton, and she's LESS deserving than Haylie Duff. She can't sing, can't dance (COUGH SNL COUGH) and let's face it, she didn't do SHIT to get to where she is. At least Paris is KNOWN for being famous for no reaon, and she doesn't SUCK AT IT, like ASHLEE who could only get famous by mooching off of her sister's popularity. Real people in this real world WORK to get where they are, and are WORKING to get to where they want to be. Giving these people the attention they're getting is what's wrong nowadays. Also, Paris Hilton is not in the LEAST BIT attractive, so stop saying she is.
WORK TO GET WHERE YOU WANT TO BE. If your dream job is being manager of Dunkin Donuts then by all means go for it. Don't give up, keep at it with those pastries and don't be a bitch and give in to people who tell you you're wasting life. Oh, by the way, this goes for rock star, garbage man, doctor, and porno director as well.
LOVE? Humans are animals, and just like animals we have the same instincts: survival of the fittest, and we must PROCREATE. And let's face it, you dress up, you smell nice, and you do full body shaves because you want to have SEX. Its human nature. Females have more of a "oh let's cuddle" approach to "relationships" but that's because its FEMALE human nature to carry out their maternal instincts. Wait--what? Maternal? As in MOTHERING? SEX. Every male on this planet who is in a relationship is there because either a) they are using the girl he is with for SEX, b) he is good friends with them and also wants to have SEX or c) they are both in it for the SEX.
TO THE WOMEN WHO MANIPULATE MEN/DON'T TELL THEM WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN/ASK IF YOU'RE FAT/COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW YOU NEED TO DROP A FEW POUNDS: Stop it.
TO THE MEN WHO USE OR ABUSE WOMEN: fucking DIE.
POP-PUNK IS CATCHY. Sure it tends to lacks substance, but you can't deny it makes you want to bounce around. If you tell me, or anyone otherwise, you are a liar.
YOU'RE GOING TO WISH PEOPLE A MERRY CHRISTMAS NEXT YEAR, and not care if they are offended. If they're offended, or if you're offended, may you rot in fucking hell.
DRUGS SHOULD BE LEGALIZED. You've never done drugs before, but you very well understand that if the government was regulating marijuana, heroin and cocaine that drug dealers would be off the streets, out of the jails, and there'd be a lot less murder and crimes over the matter. Just treat them like cigarettes. All they have to do is put a tax on them, make it legal for those 18 or 21 and older, and let the money roll in. Its a win/win situation FOR EVERYBODY.
GEORGE W. BUSH SUCKS, but no one really ever backs it up. You aren't telling me anything to back it up. Odds are you sitting there telling me that he's an idiot, without knowing SHIT about him or his administration. Sure the man can't speak well, but its rare when people do ANYWAY.
FARENHEIGHT 9/11 is a load of SHIT. FUCK GEORGE W. BUSH, but FUCK MICHAEL MOORE TWICE AS MUCH.
THE IDEA OF HATE CRIMES IS IN FACT A HATE CRIME. Here's the concept of "hate crimes." White kid kills black kid. FUCK THAT. EVERY crime IS a hate crime. The fact that people are categorizing hate crimes with crimes involving COLOR A vs. COLOR B is stupid. The idea of civil rights is to make it so everyone is treated EQUALLY, and when people throw together bullshit terms like HATE CRIMES all that does is seperate the races FURTHER THAN THEY ALREADY ARE.