sports post
i think i want to play intramural basketball again. i'll try to convince myself its because i love playing competitive sports with fat italian kids who have as much game as a sega dreamcast (zing!) and the suffolk chapter of date rapers not-so-annonymous, but really it's all about the short shorts. i'll make up any excuse to wear them. intramural basketball? short shorts! free museum of science day? short shorts! hall & oates and wham announce comeback tour? short shorts! you get the idea.. i've been brainstorming some names and i'm finally ready to unveil the list. they are: gnarles barkley (danger mouse and cee-low, please don't sue), team brokeback-board mountain, wilt chamerberlain's magic johnson, juan on juan (mustaches mandatory for all team members), and the montreal expos. those are the top 5 in contention right now. feel free to contribute any others. MONSTER JAM! HE'S ON FIRE!