Allright.
So I blame this on ante_luce .
Honestly, it's all her fault: http://ante-luce.livejournal.com/30525.html .

So all due credit for the idea goes to her. The actual finger-stabbing and sewing-machine-excorsizing (not haunted after all, turns out it's just evil) are all me. It is cuddly and toaster-shaped. Mostly.

( Stop sulking, Sideswipe, I'm working on Sunny. )