The Citrus Apocalypse: Phoenix Wright
There once was a furry named Genki
Who looked up fics that are skanky
She said "OH MY"
And gouged out her eye
Because of obscure hanky-panky
The marsupial's bitching is most likely trite.
Though their fetishes fill Genki with fright
She holds this fandom dear
Though the occupants are queer
Here we go again with Phoenix Wright!
To beat a dead horse, there's a lot of overlap between this and Horrors of the Kink Meme. Don't be surprised if you see a few repeats.
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I GOTS YOU A: The Gavin brothers both want the to screw same girl. Solution? A threesome. Simple, right? Anal, Angst, Bi, ChallengeFic, F/M/M, HJ, Humil, Inc, Language, M/M, N/C, Oneshot, Oral, SoloF, SoloM, Voy
Genki: Judging by the fact that "Angst," "N/C" and "Humil" are in here I'm assuming things go wrong. I swear to God there was a Law and Order SVU episode about this.
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I GOTS YOU A: Maya tries everything to win over Phoenix - but can she get by with a little help from her friends? Bi, F/F, Inc, M/F, Minor, Oral, SoloF, WIP, Yuri
Genki: I BECAME A LESBIAN FOR YOU, LOVE ME. That sounds like the beginning of a joke, doesn't it?
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I GOTS YOU A: Daryan buys Machi a goth-loli maid outfit. Written for the kink meme. COMPLETE, M/M, Minor, Oneshot, Oral, Trans
Genki: Didn't I mock this one already? I didn't? Oh, well it's fucking creepy, let's keep going.
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I GOTS YOU A: Written for the PW Kink Meme. Miles has always been different. Is that something Phoenix can accept? Angst, COMPLETE, M/M, Oneshot, Oral, Trans
Genki: I was curious about the "Trans" tag. Miles was born Myra. THAT'S why all those people wanted to see Edgeworth on his period! It makes so much (translation: even less) sense!
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I GOTS YOU A: The von Karmas have their own way of celebrating Christmas. [ManfredxFranziska, written for the Kink Meme] COMPLETE, Inc, M/F, Minor, Oneshot
AND A: Franziska misses her brother while he's away, but when she's got her father, who cares? [ManfredxFranziska, implied MilesxFranziska, written for the Kink Meme] COMPLETE, D/s, Inc, M/F, Minor, Oral, Oneshot
AND THIS TOO: Franziska gets what she always wanted for her sixteenth birthday: her brother. [MilesxFranziska, written for the Kink Meme] COMPLETE, M/F, Oneshot, Minor, Oral
Genki: I also thought Manfred was capable of fucking children, but I don't think Franzy would buy that.
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I GOTS YOU A: Diego originally thought the collar was for *her*. Mia/Diego femdom, BDSM, Peg, PWP, Spank
Genki: Kittens have claws, my caffienated friend. And you look up pegging, I'm not defining shit.
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I GOTS YOU A: Trapped inside on a stormy night, Maya and Pearl play a game. Post T&T Minor AJ spoilers F/F, Fet, HJ, Inc, Minor, Oral, SoloF, Yuri
Genki: Lesbian pedo incest. There is not enough soap in North America to make me feel clean ever again.
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I GOTS YOU A: While imprisoned, Lana finally feels free to think about her sister the way she always wanted to. Inc, PWP, SoloF, Toys, Yuri
Genki: Oh, now we have to pick on the Skyes too? Do what you want with Ema, she's a bitch. (By the way, this pairing shows up twice.)
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I GOTS YOU A: Phoenix Wright uncovers more than the truth in court. Abuse, Anal, Angst, Anthro, AU/AR, BDSM, Beast, Bi, B-Mod, Bond, BP, CBT, Challenge, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, Crossover, CS, Oral, Racist
Genki: Anthro? Beast? Racist? B-Mod? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!
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That's it. Yeah, I know. I'm disappointed too. The Kingdom Hearts one is taking a long time since I have a life and also the yaoi section alone is like 50 fucking pages long.
Who looked up fics that are skanky
She said "OH MY"
And gouged out her eye
Because of obscure hanky-panky
The marsupial's bitching is most likely trite.
Though their fetishes fill Genki with fright
She holds this fandom dear
Though the occupants are queer
Here we go again with Phoenix Wright!
To beat a dead horse, there's a lot of overlap between this and Horrors of the Kink Meme. Don't be surprised if you see a few repeats.
---
I GOTS YOU A: The Gavin brothers both want the to screw same girl. Solution? A threesome. Simple, right? Anal, Angst, Bi, ChallengeFic, F/M/M, HJ, Humil, Inc, Language, M/M, N/C, Oneshot, Oral, SoloF, SoloM, Voy
Genki: Judging by the fact that "Angst," "N/C" and "Humil" are in here I'm assuming things go wrong. I swear to God there was a Law and Order SVU episode about this.
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I GOTS YOU A: Maya tries everything to win over Phoenix - but can she get by with a little help from her friends? Bi, F/F, Inc, M/F, Minor, Oral, SoloF, WIP, Yuri
Genki: I BECAME A LESBIAN FOR YOU, LOVE ME. That sounds like the beginning of a joke, doesn't it?
---
I GOTS YOU A: Daryan buys Machi a goth-loli maid outfit. Written for the kink meme. COMPLETE, M/M, Minor, Oneshot, Oral, Trans
Genki: Didn't I mock this one already? I didn't? Oh, well it's fucking creepy, let's keep going.
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I GOTS YOU A: Written for the PW Kink Meme. Miles has always been different. Is that something Phoenix can accept? Angst, COMPLETE, M/M, Oneshot, Oral, Trans
Genki: I was curious about the "Trans" tag. Miles was born Myra. THAT'S why all those people wanted to see Edgeworth on his period! It makes so much (translation: even less) sense!
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I GOTS YOU A: The von Karmas have their own way of celebrating Christmas. [ManfredxFranziska, written for the Kink Meme] COMPLETE, Inc, M/F, Minor, Oneshot
AND A: Franziska misses her brother while he's away, but when she's got her father, who cares? [ManfredxFranziska, implied MilesxFranziska, written for the Kink Meme] COMPLETE, D/s, Inc, M/F, Minor, Oral, Oneshot
AND THIS TOO: Franziska gets what she always wanted for her sixteenth birthday: her brother. [MilesxFranziska, written for the Kink Meme] COMPLETE, M/F, Oneshot, Minor, Oral
Genki: I also thought Manfred was capable of fucking children, but I don't think Franzy would buy that.
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I GOTS YOU A: Diego originally thought the collar was for *her*. Mia/Diego femdom, BDSM, Peg, PWP, Spank
Genki: Kittens have claws, my caffienated friend. And you look up pegging, I'm not defining shit.
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I GOTS YOU A: Trapped inside on a stormy night, Maya and Pearl play a game. Post T&T Minor AJ spoilers F/F, Fet, HJ, Inc, Minor, Oral, SoloF, Yuri
Genki: Lesbian pedo incest. There is not enough soap in North America to make me feel clean ever again.
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I GOTS YOU A: While imprisoned, Lana finally feels free to think about her sister the way she always wanted to. Inc, PWP, SoloF, Toys, Yuri
Genki: Oh, now we have to pick on the Skyes too? Do what you want with Ema, she's a bitch. (By the way, this pairing shows up twice.)
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I GOTS YOU A: Phoenix Wright uncovers more than the truth in court. Abuse, Anal, Angst, Anthro, AU/AR, BDSM, Beast, Bi, B-Mod, Bond, BP, CBT, Challenge, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, Crossover, CS, Oral, Racist
Genki: Anthro? Beast? Racist? B-Mod? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!
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That's it. Yeah, I know. I'm disappointed too. The Kingdom Hearts one is taking a long time since I have a life and also the yaoi section alone is like 50 fucking pages long.