"Kevin Nash would pull a hamstring picking up the phone." -- Chris Jericho
Here's the list of Kevin Nash's "injuries":
* Starrcade 1997 (vs. The Giant [aka The Big Show]): Called in sick
* WWE Raw House Show, April or May 2002: Tore his bicep
* WWE Raw, June 2002: Tore his quad within FIVE seconds after stepping in the ring
* TNA Lockdown 2005 (Lethal Lockdown): suffered a staph infection
* TNA Bound for Glory 2005 (vs. HHH [I mean Jeff Jarrett] for the NWA World Title): Suffered a mild cardiac episode
* TNA Hard Justice 2006 (vs. Senshi for the X-Title): Neck injury
Of course, Big Lazy is really suffering from a rare disease, Idontwannajobitis.
* Starrcade 1997 (vs. The Giant [aka The Big Show]): Called in sick
* WWE Raw House Show, April or May 2002: Tore his bicep
* WWE Raw, June 2002: Tore his quad within FIVE seconds after stepping in the ring
* TNA Lockdown 2005 (Lethal Lockdown): suffered a staph infection
* TNA Bound for Glory 2005 (vs. HHH [I mean Jeff Jarrett] for the NWA World Title): Suffered a mild cardiac episode
* TNA Hard Justice 2006 (vs. Senshi for the X-Title): Neck injury
Of course, Big Lazy is really suffering from a rare disease, Idontwannajobitis.