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[dunf]

At NYC bagel places and gourmet stores, I often see signs that say "appetizing." It struck me as queer: I tend to think that food wares should be appetizing at the very LEAST. Well, it turns out that "appetizing" is a noun, meaning something like "kosher and pareve snacks" (but not meat). Such a gentile.

I hate banks. Maybe I will love them when I find one that cooperates with me.

Many people find Paula Deen annoying. I do not. Southern culture is hilarious.

TIME TO RUN TO SOHO AND THEN FINISH SCHOOLWORK.