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Feb 07, 2005 16:20

I was trying to have a converstation with my pet Rhino Shalom The Rabbi when an Alien Sport Utility Vehicle came up to me and began asking me if Id rather live in a big city or small town? I immediatly gave the alien a high five and ran five laps around the tennis court. I was pulled over by the cops who showed me a new law that send "Thou shall ( Read more... )

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dulsodorf February 8 2005, 22:59:53 UTC
I love Jesus. He is probably the best anal sex I've had all week.

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glowing_walrus February 9 2005, 21:53:41 UTC
wow, making fun of jesus is the worst thing ever, worse than really right wing people killing abortion doctors and homosexuals. you dont like people making fun of jesus, well i just gave jesus a cleveland steamer then a rim job. look them up. also, your friend should really consider suicide, it is the best option for people who like aaron carter. you should form a cult with all your friends and in honor of jesus kill yourself.

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dulsodorf March 7 2005, 20:51:02 UTC
Don't need a weather man to tell you when you're batteries are out of order.

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glowing_walrus March 7 2005, 22:19:01 UTC
weather man cant operate themselves out of a paperbag

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poke_the_baby February 21 2005, 18:36:27 UTC
YOUR GAY YOUR GAY YOUR GAY YOUR GAY-O dude you need to fuck jesus' skull

the baby poker

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dulsodorf March 7 2005, 20:52:50 UTC
I tapped that shit.

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