On the twelfth day of Christmas,
dukewhite sent to me...
Twelve dragons drumming
Eleven artists piping
Ten aliens a-leaping
Nine klingons dancing
Eight x-files a-milking
Seven skunks a-swimming
Six elves a-film-making
Five ro-o-o-olling stones
Four twin peaks
Three mixed drinks
Two spongebob squarepants
...and a coke in a new york city.