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[Event Post]

Jul 12, 2012 18:09

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i_like_red July 13 2012, 17:47:49 UTC

*Juudai sighs and heads towards where the Skull Servants are selling their dodgy merchandise. Again.*

So! What counterfeit goods are you guys selling today?

33million July 13 2012, 19:12:17 UTC

We don't sell counterfeit goods. ::This is clearly contrary to reality. That Nebula Rose Dragon looks like shitty squiggles.::

i_like_red July 13 2012, 19:29:48 UTC

Uh huh. And that's why you're selling one of a kind cards, which, by the looks of it, were drawn by a 5-year-old.

*He picks up the Nebula Rose Dragon to demonstrate*

And the spelling mistakes on the rest of this stuff...not good. Not good at all.

33million July 13 2012, 19:44:20 UTC

They're I2 brand. Also one-of-a-kind cards are illegal, as they are unfair.

i_like_red July 13 2012, 20:00:16 UTC

Yeah, yeah. I've heard all this stuff before.

Sorry guys, I need to see your permit for selling here.

33million July 13 2012, 20:19:09 UTC

::They hand you it. It's clearly a forgery.

What with it being crumpled pair reading: "TH15 15 AYE PURRMITT 2 SELL GUDZ."::

i_like_red July 13 2012, 20:48:47 UTC

*Juudai looks at the so called "permit" he's been handed with slight exasperation.*

Always the same...

Sorry guys, this isn't valid, it's clearly fake.

33million July 13 2012, 20:53:20 UTC

How so? ::This is always annoying. They keep insisting it's real when it's fake. :(::

i_like_red July 13 2012, 21:19:00 UTC

Because I KNOW what a real one looks like.

I'm not gonna keep playing this game with you all. Every week both the police and the Spirit Foundation get complaints about you guys selling your fake merchandise on the streets here and we're not standing for it.

Now, are you going to come with me to the police station quietly, or will we have to do things the hard way?

33million July 13 2012, 21:24:44 UTC

::The skeletons pull out coins and flex, as if charging up.::

Feelin' lucky, punk?

i_like_red July 13 2012, 21:48:50 UTC

*Juudai just stands there and watches them, arms folded, looking really unimpressed.
Suddenly, a figure appears to fall from the sky and land with a lot of force on the stall, completely smashing it and the contents on it, into small pieces. The figure then jumps up and lands beside Juudai.
It's Neos.*

Yeah. Feeling pretty lucky, actually.

33million July 14 2012, 04:24:27 UTC

... You do realize we were all joking right? ::They're chuckling.::

i_like_red July 14 2012, 10:22:51 UTC

I know. It's why Neos aimed for your table and not for you. At least you can't sell these items from this stall anymore. Now...

*Juudai walks forward a bit*

...Are you going to come with me to the Police Station so you can hand over the money you've swindled from people?

33million July 14 2012, 15:38:54 UTC

All money generated by the Skull Servant community belongs to the Skull Servants in perpetua. Union by-laws.

::They all nod.::

i_like_red July 14 2012, 16:32:40 UTC

*He facepalms in annoyance*

Urgh, I hate it when you guys get into all that legal mumbo-jumbo that probably isn't even real.

Look! None of you ever have real permits to sell things on the streets of the city and your products are complete fakes. It doesn't matter how many times you set up stalls, the police and the Spirit Foundation will knock them down.
Why couldn't you all do something that benefits the city and it's residents, instead of ripping them off?

33million July 14 2012, 16:49:12 UTC

Our bosses are supported by the government.

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