[Event Post]
::Gone is the cool winter airs that rolled over Domino invitingly for the last few months, and in has rolled a balmy summer weather, with the sun beating down on the city. And turning our heads to downtown, the business and entertainment districts are bustling after the Ark Cradle incident. In fact, they seem to have exploded in activity since the fiasco, with billboards and ads lining the city's more urban sectors, all by a recurringly familiar face, the self-made millionaire, Haitayuu Oneefuji. A young woman in her early twenties, she has become immensely wealthy due to a series of extremely smart financial dealings, especially concerning Duelings, Sports, and a brand of potato chip that doesn't flake onto your skin.
But what is most evident is in the distance, down the road ahead of you is a building, that despite its diminutive stature amongst much larger architecture, has become a centerpiece in the post WRGP and Momentum structuring of the city. It is the "Purrchinko Paradise", a 4-5 story luxury resort, that if it were in another country, would be blatently referred to as a casino. The entire building is exceedingly gaudy and flashy with neon lights and a lot of cat themed architecture and gobblygook. But don't go too close without money, you'll get bounced out by rugged unearthly lovely ladies. This is a town with no need for lollygagging and miscrients loitering around well-to-do establishments.
But you can make one of three choices... Maybe four...::
:: 1) If you look to the left, down the street, you'll see these fine gents of obviously noble birth in luxirous blue-purple robes, custom tailored to look like rotting rags. They are quite bald, an excellent fashion statement that matches up with their fine chalk-white skin color that emphasizes the nobility of their breeding. And like any well to do entrepenur, they are dealing in goods on Main Street, as it were. Among their wares include:
• A history book entitled "The Hiztouree of Domeno",
• High quality Ultra Rare copies of Stardust Dragon, Cosmic String Dragon, Black Rose Dragon, and Nebula Rose Dragon, done in the finest crayon scribbles.
• A diePhone. Clearly an original, bone themed mobile hands-on digital device.
• A pair of signed sneakers worn by Futaba Shiroko, signed on a tag clearly reading "Linka Barkus".
• A high quality fleece sweater reading "Youkey Jewdie", with an abstract art styled Winged Kuriboh.
• A DVD reading "Dubbayu Arr Gee Pee Finals: Team Nyuu World vs Teen Spirit".
Do you...
A) Disrupt these fine gentlemen and their legitimate business operation by going to fisticuffs with them?
B) Support your local merchants by buying the fine goods they have procured for sale?
C) Mindlessly run them over with a D-Wheel, you scoundrel?
D) Ask what they are doing with that sack of potatoes?
E) Ask if they have an account with the local Skullsville Bank, and if you can go for discounts?
F) Other?
G) Fondly regard background music? ::
::2) Down to the right, there is a lovely woman, dressed in fine clothes and a tuxedo vest, standing by a limousine that has a flat tire. She is fiddling with a cellphone The door to the vehicle is slightly ajar, in which, you swear there is a garrish yellow hat and fuzzy fur coat. You may also be inclined to notice her entertainer's outfit covers... vast tracks that emphasize themselves exceedingly well. If it weren't for those, you might be able to think one Haita Onni, a policeman and part-time Pro Duelist of some renowned, went insane and decided to start cross-dressing. Do you...
A) Ask Onni why he has gone insane and decided to start cross-dressing?
B) Ask the lovely lady who she's calling, and possibly if you might go for dinner with her?
C) Ask her what's up with the tacky coat inside her vehicle?
D) Offer to replace her flat tire, like person of high pedigree would do?
E) Ask her about the cats?
F) Other?
G) Fondly regard background music?::
::3) Down the road that leads to the Purrchinko Parlor, you cross a rather tall woman of European descent with long blonde hair in what appears to be a golden-brown sports bra, black jogging pants, and pretty snazzy running shoes. For the strangest reason, she seems to give off the impression she's a fox who shaved itself and started walking upright. She seems like she might persue violence from the general miasma of anger wafting from her. And with her muscles, she could squish you into a cube. Do you...
A) Try and jog with her and talk to her, no nevermind she doesn't know you?
B) Try to romantically approach her, by comparing her to a vulpine creature of much allure?
C) Make certain insinuations about her mother that are crass and quite rude?
D) Make pointless comments about the weather to her that she likely will not care about?
E) Bump into her and/or be rude to the fair bitchy maiden?
F) Other?
G) Fondly regard background music?::
::One supposes you could go to the Purrchinko Parlor. But, really all you'll be doing is enjoying fine wine and good food to classy swing and smooth jazz. Or maybe you're spending time visiting Domino (maybe with a lady friend) and need to spend time in a hotel room? Or perhaps you have a presentation you need a nice meeting room in? Or you're coming to watch exclusive Pro-League level Duels? Or the Parlor's signature Pachinko machines? They seem pretty fun.
There are also claims there are member-only lounges in the resort that you must pay a fee for. But surely that isn't a cause of alarm, right? I suppose you could go here, but nothing terribly exciting is bound to happen. Unless you pick a fight with the very tall women with bulging muscles serving as security. And that might not be very fun at all. No sir.::