Good Lord, these quiz list things are ridiculous. Eh, yet I still fill it out. Blast you, Magoo!!!
last kiss: I was not a part of this infamous "hallway foursome". DRAT! My last kiss occured in the Savannah Airport, but it was a little peck because there were people all over the place. This small smooch happened on November 26, at 1:45 in the afternoon. Scary how accurate the memories can be.
last good cry: Last night! I am a bay-bay. I was sad because my love (the bearded one) and I were talking about when he will graduate, and he said something about me leaving him based upon where he starts his career. So I cried on the phone, and told him that I am not so low as that.
last library book: uhhh... All My Sons, a tragic play by Arthur Miller. I had to play Sue, the forty-year-old neighbor, for an acting class. Good God it was tragic.
last movie seen: Parker and I watched "A Christmas Story" two nights ago. "You'll shoot your eye out," hee.
last book read: I cannot say. Too much reading occurs to pinpoint a book.
last cuss word uttered: I yelled "Fuck" in the middle of a sentence, in the car with my mom and grandma, when my older brother and the world in general made me mad. Fortunately, all became calm later.
last beverage drank: good ol American Cokey Cola. out of a can.
last food consumed: salt and vinegar potato chips. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
last crush: In a romantic manner, I have a huge crush on Anthony Arutunian. But crushes on girls are reserved for Megan, Speed, and Natalya.
last phone call: I received two messages for the gumming man this morning, from Natalya and the Kumquat Jiggler. I guess they thought that my cell phone was his, or something. Weirdos.
last tv show watched: Sometimes my mom forces me to watch Trading Spaces with her. I've stopped complaining.
last time showered: 2:35 pm today. I was smelly because I'd just gotten back from a triathalon competition.
last shoes worn: black boots of sexual joy.
last cd played: the Gorillaz. I hadn't heard it in a while, and I needed something to sing with during that after-triathalon shower. TRUTH.
last item bought: Stuff at Hobby Lobby to make presents for my friends and fam.
last thing downloaded: uhhhhhh. I scanned in some of my drawings....???
last annoyance: getting my haircut. It is a nice haircut, but I didn't like how the salon was one big mirror.
last disappointment: When my sandwich for dinner was not mustardy enough. Big hassle.
last soda/pop drank: a coke. like i said before.
last thing written: lyrics to one of the many upcoming Chubby Belly Pillow songs.
last key used: backspace.
last word(s) spoken: Goodnight, Parker. I love you, too.
last sleep: I woke up at 12:37 today.
last sexual fantasy: I'm not telling, sicko voyeur pervs.
last weird encounter: editing my little brother's English paper and realizing that they haven't taught him how to properly write in school. He's in sixth grade. I got a little upset.
last ice cream eaten: "Ultimate Caramel Cup" the day after I got my wisdom teeth out, last week.
last time wanting to die: Hasn't happened in a while. Probably last winter.
last time hugged: the hair stylist hugged me. I hadn't been in to the salon for five years.
last time scolded: my mom told me not to sculpt in the living room. I still do. Carpet schmarpet.
last time resentful: today. I resent people who are ignorant.
last chair sat in: this chair in the study. sounds like I'm living on a Clue board, eh?
last lipstick used: "Divine Wine" that my mum gave me. It's merlot if it's wine.
last bra worn: a lacy lavender number.
last shirt worn: I am wearing a bulky black sweater. (What is this quiz? "What are you wearing, girlsss...." NASTY... who wrote this quiz.....
last time dancing: at the sandwich shop with my mom. I'm always the only person rockin in public places, when i check the others around me. drat them and their non-dancing ways.
last poster looked at: a botanical illustration on the wall in my house.
last show attended: "The Night of the Iguana." Again, an Arthur Miller play. One of my friends played a ninety year old man. That was coooool.
EMO
xx.Do you enjoy depressing music? sad good.
xx.What makes you sigh? heartbreak, lack of chocolate.....
xx.How many hours a day, on average, do you spend feeling sorry for yourself? not so many nowadays, maybe 1.5 milliseconds
xx.Who or what always brings you down? whitey. lack of chocolate. people who are insensitive.
xx.Do you wear glasses? yes. i have blue dork frames. very lovely.
xx.What frightens you? cheesedicks, mass genocide, being shot, and sometimes certain elderly folk.
xx.Do you wear sweaters all the time? you know it. but unpredictable sweaters, so HA.
xx.What makes you tick? breathing air, making art, food, my friends.
xx.How many times has your heart been broken? umm. when i compare my present luck in love to past "heartbreaks", I feel like my heart has never been broken. Because all those guys were assholes who didn't appreciate me, and I've been fortunate enough to find someone who does. However, if I were to have my heart broken this time, I would say that's the end of the game for me.
.[PUNK].
xx.Tell me about that time you broke that law! heheheh. i was actually singing "Breakin the Law" like Beavis and Butthead might do. But wait, that's when I got arrested a year and a half ago. Other laws have been broken since. But none that would ever hurt other people. Just me.
xx.What or who pisses you off? fuckin this and fuckin that. People who lack feelings.
xx.Would you rather date a sissy or a homebody? a homebody. i like them that stay cooped up and insane.
xx.Sex or drugs or breaking stuff? lots of each. but.... i'm reforming...really.
xx.The Clash or The Ramones? The Clash for politics and neat boingy noises. The Ramones for bouncing around or driving. Heh... my haircut makes me look like a blonde Ramone.
xx.What do you think about anarchy? I would like a world without rules, but only if I were queen of it and could make the new rules. That's doable, right, guys?
xx.Tell me about a prank you played! I've been known to convincingly masquerade as an old man.
xx.Do you do things that are "bad for your body"? i try not to anymore. i know that that makes me "old", but I think the bad things would make me older still.
xx.How many times have/were you kicked out of that place?! My parent's house? Never. I ran away sometimes though.
xx.Are you in trouble all the time? only with myself.
[GOTH].
xx.Do you want to die? nah. been there, done that. came back. so why go again?
xx.What do you think about graveyards? i once ate green onions growing out of the ground in an old cemetery in Savannah. So I like them enough to eat them.
xx.Do you write poetry often? all the time. if i didn't i would 'splode. Besides, ChuBellPill needs material.
xx.How much black clothing do you own? quite a bit. I like it better than color sometimes.
xx.What type of makeup do you wear? not any normally. but when i do, i like to make it crazy. or ultra-sophisticated. that is fun to pretend at being, too.
xx.What do you think about pain? i like it. i think it makes you strong. but i don't invite it, unless it's productive, like a piercing, tattoo, or occasional scar.
xx.Masochism or sadism? masochism. but i have been known to get violent, too.
xx.How do you feel about the rest of the world? i'll be as goth and possible... it is a drudgery that can be survived only by the most base and thoughtless souls...
xx.Do you cry often? no but when i do... look out. i am loud. a banshee.
xx.What do you think about vampires? i have dreams where i have to kill them sometimes. i also had a dream in which i got my throat ripped out by a man's teeth. it was not sexy. it was brutal and revolting. so vampires = enemies. And fake vampires at goth clubs = pussies who can't handle reality (imminent death), so they turn themselves into monsters.
.[METAL].
xx.How messy are you in general? i am a whirlwind, noisy and dangerous.
xx.Do you bang your head on things repeatedly? sometimes. when i get frustrated, but then i stop because it hurts.
xx.What do you think of mullets? i had one today before i got my haircut. i like them. but i don't think i could date a guy with a mullet. i wouldn't want to touch a mullet, per se.
xx.When did you start drinking alcohol? 15. Go, older brother!
xx.Do you go to concerts often? used to...... i put on my own now.
xx.What bands rock your pants off? oh glory be..... many many many many.
xx.What do you think about violence? it's destructive and useless.
xx.Who or what makes you homicidal? being in crowded places........ i get hyper and sometimes want to run in circles around the zombie-like masses and punch them in their faces. but then it passes.
xx.Worship Satan or practice black magic? uh i draw a lot of things, so black magic. satan is a jerk.
xx.How wild are you in general? i am wilder than the boy who was raised by wolves. and meaner, too.
.[GRUNGE].
xx.Are you wearing any clean clothes right now? amazingly yes... only because my mom insisted on washing them.
xx.Do you wear flannel shirts a lot? nope. sixth grade, maybe.
xx.When was the last time you showered? today.. i am not very grungy.
xx.Do you speak clearly? if I want to. in many accents. in some languages. in an old man voice.
xx.Are you a lazy person? i am very productive, but not in the eyes of a business type person.
xx.Do you play any instruments? i play the flutey toot toot, and i sing songs, and i can most percussive instruments. also kazoo, marimba, some piano, and the duck call.
xx.Who or what do you rant about a lot? i rant a lot about the sexual state of our nation, and how gross people can be. Advertising, and I also rant about the dangers of excessive tobacco use, since i am an ex-smoker. I think that I rant about it to keep past demons at bay.
xx.Empathy or Sympathy? Always empathy. Atticus Finch style, yo.
xx.What do you think about Nirvana? ummmmmm not very melodic. Kurt Cobain does not get sympathy from me. Nor does anyone who signs a contract with a greedy corporation and claims they did not know what they were getting into. Contracts=end of true art, in many cases.
.[INDIE].
xx.What makes you different from the rest of them? the inner workings of my restless mind.
xx.Who or what makes you bitter? questions like this. why dwell?
xx.What was the last big decision you made? i have a hard time making decisions. lots of em to make, lately. none of em made.
xx.Are you a happy-go-lucky type of person? i can be. when i am with my friends. but some times i am a angry-go-madly person. that is fun, too.
xx.How hard do you work to get what you want? Pretty hard, but most things are out of my hands at this point.
xx.What do you resent? hot chocolate without whipped cream.
xx.Why might some people consider you to be an asshole? I have been told that I act like the queen of everything sometimes. But I find it important to keep my mind focused on what I believe in. If people fall through the cracks as I grow, then let them fall.
xx.Do you trust others? A few here and a few there. Mostly, no. This world is bizarre that way.
xx.Are you a loyal friend? I am extremely loyal to those who merit my true love.
.[RAP].
xx.Do you live in the ghetto? i live in a better neighborhood than last year.... but i am still pretty ghetto.
xx.Have you ever even held a gun before? yes. sociology class in high school. i did NOT like holding it.
xx.How much bling do you own? i hate gold. i don't even like money that much. too bad it's necessary, eh?
xx.Would you rather have your best friend be a wangsta or a wigga? ummm i would keep her normal and sane.
xx.Would you rather be bustin' caps or rollin' joints? hmm. tough call. in the past, i would be rollin joints, but i am through with being a complacent addict underling in this cracked society. but i don't like to hurt people. i'd say neither.
xx.Big butts or big boobs? squeezy squeezy.
xx.What's your best pickup line? i don't use those. they gravitate regardless of if I even utter one word or not.
xx."Fo' Sho" or "Yeah, son"? fo sho
xx.What race are most of your friends? nerds.
xx.Ever been to prison? for a few hours.... but i wasn't held in a cell. thank God.
(After Note: mwahaha... did you actually read this? I told you these quiz list things were ridiculous.. and they take a heckuva long time to fill out. oh well. now you know a little about me.... but you will never know everything.)
last good cry: Last night! I am a bay-bay. I was sad because my love (the bearded one) and I were talking about when he will graduate, and he said something about me leaving him based upon where he starts his career. So I cried on the phone, and told him that I am not so low as that.
last library book: uhhh... All My Sons, a tragic play by Arthur Miller. I had to play Sue, the forty-year-old neighbor, for an acting class. Good God it was tragic.
last movie seen: Parker and I watched "A Christmas Story" two nights ago. "You'll shoot your eye out," hee.
last book read: I cannot say. Too much reading occurs to pinpoint a book.
last cuss word uttered: I yelled "Fuck" in the middle of a sentence, in the car with my mom and grandma, when my older brother and the world in general made me mad. Fortunately, all became calm later.
last beverage drank: good ol American Cokey Cola. out of a can.
last food consumed: salt and vinegar potato chips. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
last crush: In a romantic manner, I have a huge crush on Anthony Arutunian. But crushes on girls are reserved for Megan, Speed, and Natalya.
last phone call: I received two messages for the gumming man this morning, from Natalya and the Kumquat Jiggler. I guess they thought that my cell phone was his, or something. Weirdos.
last tv show watched: Sometimes my mom forces me to watch Trading Spaces with her. I've stopped complaining.
last time showered: 2:35 pm today. I was smelly because I'd just gotten back from a triathalon competition.
last shoes worn: black boots of sexual joy.
last cd played: the Gorillaz. I hadn't heard it in a while, and I needed something to sing with during that after-triathalon shower. TRUTH.
last item bought: Stuff at Hobby Lobby to make presents for my friends and fam.
last thing downloaded: uhhhhhh. I scanned in some of my drawings....???
last annoyance: getting my haircut. It is a nice haircut, but I didn't like how the salon was one big mirror.
last disappointment: When my sandwich for dinner was not mustardy enough. Big hassle.
last soda/pop drank: a coke. like i said before.
last thing written: lyrics to one of the many upcoming Chubby Belly Pillow songs.
last key used: backspace.
last word(s) spoken: Goodnight, Parker. I love you, too.
last sleep: I woke up at 12:37 today.
last sexual fantasy: I'm not telling, sicko voyeur pervs.
last weird encounter: editing my little brother's English paper and realizing that they haven't taught him how to properly write in school. He's in sixth grade. I got a little upset.
last ice cream eaten: "Ultimate Caramel Cup" the day after I got my wisdom teeth out, last week.
last time wanting to die: Hasn't happened in a while. Probably last winter.
last time hugged: the hair stylist hugged me. I hadn't been in to the salon for five years.
last time scolded: my mom told me not to sculpt in the living room. I still do. Carpet schmarpet.
last time resentful: today. I resent people who are ignorant.
last chair sat in: this chair in the study. sounds like I'm living on a Clue board, eh?
last lipstick used: "Divine Wine" that my mum gave me. It's merlot if it's wine.
last bra worn: a lacy lavender number.
last shirt worn: I am wearing a bulky black sweater. (What is this quiz? "What are you wearing, girlsss...." NASTY... who wrote this quiz.....
last time dancing: at the sandwich shop with my mom. I'm always the only person rockin in public places, when i check the others around me. drat them and their non-dancing ways.
last poster looked at: a botanical illustration on the wall in my house.
last show attended: "The Night of the Iguana." Again, an Arthur Miller play. One of my friends played a ninety year old man. That was coooool.
EMO
xx.Do you enjoy depressing music? sad good.
xx.What makes you sigh? heartbreak, lack of chocolate.....
xx.How many hours a day, on average, do you spend feeling sorry for yourself? not so many nowadays, maybe 1.5 milliseconds
xx.Who or what always brings you down? whitey. lack of chocolate. people who are insensitive.
xx.Do you wear glasses? yes. i have blue dork frames. very lovely.
xx.What frightens you? cheesedicks, mass genocide, being shot, and sometimes certain elderly folk.
xx.Do you wear sweaters all the time? you know it. but unpredictable sweaters, so HA.
xx.What makes you tick? breathing air, making art, food, my friends.
xx.How many times has your heart been broken? umm. when i compare my present luck in love to past "heartbreaks", I feel like my heart has never been broken. Because all those guys were assholes who didn't appreciate me, and I've been fortunate enough to find someone who does. However, if I were to have my heart broken this time, I would say that's the end of the game for me.
.[PUNK].
xx.Tell me about that time you broke that law! heheheh. i was actually singing "Breakin the Law" like Beavis and Butthead might do. But wait, that's when I got arrested a year and a half ago. Other laws have been broken since. But none that would ever hurt other people. Just me.
xx.What or who pisses you off? fuckin this and fuckin that. People who lack feelings.
xx.Would you rather date a sissy or a homebody? a homebody. i like them that stay cooped up and insane.
xx.Sex or drugs or breaking stuff? lots of each. but.... i'm reforming...really.
xx.The Clash or The Ramones? The Clash for politics and neat boingy noises. The Ramones for bouncing around or driving. Heh... my haircut makes me look like a blonde Ramone.
xx.What do you think about anarchy? I would like a world without rules, but only if I were queen of it and could make the new rules. That's doable, right, guys?
xx.Tell me about a prank you played! I've been known to convincingly masquerade as an old man.
xx.Do you do things that are "bad for your body"? i try not to anymore. i know that that makes me "old", but I think the bad things would make me older still.
xx.How many times have/were you kicked out of that place?! My parent's house? Never. I ran away sometimes though.
xx.Are you in trouble all the time? only with myself.
[GOTH].
xx.Do you want to die? nah. been there, done that. came back. so why go again?
xx.What do you think about graveyards? i once ate green onions growing out of the ground in an old cemetery in Savannah. So I like them enough to eat them.
xx.Do you write poetry often? all the time. if i didn't i would 'splode. Besides, ChuBellPill needs material.
xx.How much black clothing do you own? quite a bit. I like it better than color sometimes.
xx.What type of makeup do you wear? not any normally. but when i do, i like to make it crazy. or ultra-sophisticated. that is fun to pretend at being, too.
xx.What do you think about pain? i like it. i think it makes you strong. but i don't invite it, unless it's productive, like a piercing, tattoo, or occasional scar.
xx.Masochism or sadism? masochism. but i have been known to get violent, too.
xx.How do you feel about the rest of the world? i'll be as goth and possible... it is a drudgery that can be survived only by the most base and thoughtless souls...
xx.Do you cry often? no but when i do... look out. i am loud. a banshee.
xx.What do you think about vampires? i have dreams where i have to kill them sometimes. i also had a dream in which i got my throat ripped out by a man's teeth. it was not sexy. it was brutal and revolting. so vampires = enemies. And fake vampires at goth clubs = pussies who can't handle reality (imminent death), so they turn themselves into monsters.
.[METAL].
xx.How messy are you in general? i am a whirlwind, noisy and dangerous.
xx.Do you bang your head on things repeatedly? sometimes. when i get frustrated, but then i stop because it hurts.
xx.What do you think of mullets? i had one today before i got my haircut. i like them. but i don't think i could date a guy with a mullet. i wouldn't want to touch a mullet, per se.
xx.When did you start drinking alcohol? 15. Go, older brother!
xx.Do you go to concerts often? used to...... i put on my own now.
xx.What bands rock your pants off? oh glory be..... many many many many.
xx.What do you think about violence? it's destructive and useless.
xx.Who or what makes you homicidal? being in crowded places........ i get hyper and sometimes want to run in circles around the zombie-like masses and punch them in their faces. but then it passes.
xx.Worship Satan or practice black magic? uh i draw a lot of things, so black magic. satan is a jerk.
xx.How wild are you in general? i am wilder than the boy who was raised by wolves. and meaner, too.
.[GRUNGE].
xx.Are you wearing any clean clothes right now? amazingly yes... only because my mom insisted on washing them.
xx.Do you wear flannel shirts a lot? nope. sixth grade, maybe.
xx.When was the last time you showered? today.. i am not very grungy.
xx.Do you speak clearly? if I want to. in many accents. in some languages. in an old man voice.
xx.Are you a lazy person? i am very productive, but not in the eyes of a business type person.
xx.Do you play any instruments? i play the flutey toot toot, and i sing songs, and i can most percussive instruments. also kazoo, marimba, some piano, and the duck call.
xx.Who or what do you rant about a lot? i rant a lot about the sexual state of our nation, and how gross people can be. Advertising, and I also rant about the dangers of excessive tobacco use, since i am an ex-smoker. I think that I rant about it to keep past demons at bay.
xx.Empathy or Sympathy? Always empathy. Atticus Finch style, yo.
xx.What do you think about Nirvana? ummmmmm not very melodic. Kurt Cobain does not get sympathy from me. Nor does anyone who signs a contract with a greedy corporation and claims they did not know what they were getting into. Contracts=end of true art, in many cases.
.[INDIE].
xx.What makes you different from the rest of them? the inner workings of my restless mind.
xx.Who or what makes you bitter? questions like this. why dwell?
xx.What was the last big decision you made? i have a hard time making decisions. lots of em to make, lately. none of em made.
xx.Are you a happy-go-lucky type of person? i can be. when i am with my friends. but some times i am a angry-go-madly person. that is fun, too.
xx.How hard do you work to get what you want? Pretty hard, but most things are out of my hands at this point.
xx.What do you resent? hot chocolate without whipped cream.
xx.Why might some people consider you to be an asshole? I have been told that I act like the queen of everything sometimes. But I find it important to keep my mind focused on what I believe in. If people fall through the cracks as I grow, then let them fall.
xx.Do you trust others? A few here and a few there. Mostly, no. This world is bizarre that way.
xx.Are you a loyal friend? I am extremely loyal to those who merit my true love.
.[RAP].
xx.Do you live in the ghetto? i live in a better neighborhood than last year.... but i am still pretty ghetto.
xx.Have you ever even held a gun before? yes. sociology class in high school. i did NOT like holding it.
xx.How much bling do you own? i hate gold. i don't even like money that much. too bad it's necessary, eh?
xx.Would you rather have your best friend be a wangsta or a wigga? ummm i would keep her normal and sane.
xx.Would you rather be bustin' caps or rollin' joints? hmm. tough call. in the past, i would be rollin joints, but i am through with being a complacent addict underling in this cracked society. but i don't like to hurt people. i'd say neither.
xx.Big butts or big boobs? squeezy squeezy.
xx.What's your best pickup line? i don't use those. they gravitate regardless of if I even utter one word or not.
xx."Fo' Sho" or "Yeah, son"? fo sho
xx.What race are most of your friends? nerds.
xx.Ever been to prison? for a few hours.... but i wasn't held in a cell. thank God.
(After Note: mwahaha... did you actually read this? I told you these quiz list things were ridiculous.. and they take a heckuva long time to fill out. oh well. now you know a little about me.... but you will never know everything.)