A Wench is a Wench

Feb 18, 2009 14:05

So Andy and I think it's hilarious to take misogynistic rap lyrics and put them into posh, olde-english prose. Here's my stab at NWA's "A Bitch is a Bitch." Or in this case, NWG's "A Wench is a Wench." LOLZ. My goodness! I speculate that there is now one less disagreeable female occupying your concerns ( Read more... )

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rustyorgan February 18 2009, 19:13:18 UTC
Holy SHIT you guys are dorks! This is on Clint-level!!

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dubs_0982 February 18 2009, 19:33:37 UTC
Dude, read it for once!! It's funny!! : D

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rustyorgan February 18 2009, 19:34:32 UTC
NOT my cup of tea! But i'll give you guys credit for being creative / productive!!

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ansaphone4 February 18 2009, 19:20:54 UTC
She is attractive but her gait is absurd! Bahahhahahah....!!

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dubs_0982 February 18 2009, 19:33:24 UTC
Ha, yeah, get it...her gait is absurd because she's a SLUT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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straight outta v-tech blimpcaptain February 18 2009, 19:31:40 UTC
CHOLESTER-LOL!

My favorites, in no particular order...

"It seizes hold of the females dwelling in this particular milieu"

"Unsavory woman, consume fecal matter and depart this life!"

"Ehem, unsavory woman, pay no heed to my steed!"

"I assume this is your reasoning; or perhaps menstruation is at hand and logic has departed from you!"

"I did not leverage this accusation against you. If, perchance, you would consider this deity-forsaken ballad, the appropriate meaning would be revealed to you."

"Believing instead that the repellant human waste you excrete is beyond reproach - thereby rendering its odor inoffensive (figuratively speaking)"

The entire ending...and all of the "Eclipse thyself!" references...

Nice work! Definitely going to have to do another one of these sometime soon. Last one was almost two years ago -- actually written on April Fool's Day 2007 in the afternoon before the Apologizers/Boole show at Club Lime where it was "performed" -- http://

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Re: straight outta v-tech dubs_0982 February 18 2009, 19:34:15 UTC
I can't beat yours, still. It's seriously all in the delivery. Watch the youtube video, people. I was rolling!

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blimpcaptain February 18 2009, 19:35:19 UTC
Also...toffee-nosed?! Best. Adjective. Evar.

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