I'm a HEARTBREAKAH! LOVE TAKAH!

[dubs_0982]

from swimmer 2424

Comments

[ansaphone4]

Is he mad that you never wrote him back? You really know how to draw the psychos out of the woodwork! ;)

[dubs_0982]

Ha, yeah I mean, this is some unprecedented crazy. I simply did not reply to him, and now I'm getting some vindictive, weird bullshit from some guy who met me once. Fuck that. You're LJ fodder, toolbag.

[ansaphone4]

Like he would've been happier if you laid it out on the table and told him you never wanted to see him again. Passive aggressive fuck.

[dubs_0982]

You actually wouldn't believe how many boys have emailed me after dates to ask me what they did wrong. They really want to know, for whatever reason. That's why I wanted to start that dating service where I go out with you and for free dinner and $50 I write up EXACTLY why you suck (and of course, more constructive "areas for improvement" or something). I still DO want to do this. I feel like I'm really qualified - probably been on over 100 online dates in the last 5 years...seen everything. Already have my categories figured out for the "why you suck" write up.

[carolyncasl]

I can totally see you excelling at that. :)

[carolyncasl]

I wish there was a date and timestamp on those emails, because his first email seems desperate "Only an hour has gone by!" If you didn't respond, how long was it before he sent the second note? Sounds like a loser.

[dubs_0982]

Yeah, the first email was an hour after I got home after we had a couple drinks at a bar. The second was about 3 weeks after he got no response from me. Ha.

[carolyncasl]

lol poor guy! He sounds like a desperate loser.