Comments | dubs_0982: I'm a HEARTBREAKAH! LOVE TAKAH!

dubs_0982

I'm a HEARTBREAKAH! LOVE TAKAH!

Feb 06, 2009 11:50

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ansaphone4 February 6 2009, 18:29:20 UTC

Is he mad that you never wrote him back? You really know how to draw the psychos out of the woodwork! ;)

dubs_0982 February 6 2009, 18:38:53 UTC

Ha, yeah I mean, this is some unprecedented crazy. I simply did not reply to him, and now I'm getting some vindictive, weird bullshit from some guy who met me once. Fuck that. You're LJ fodder, toolbag.

ansaphone4 February 6 2009, 19:06:27 UTC

Like he would've been happier if you laid it out on the table and told him you never wanted to see him again. Passive aggressive fuck.

dubs_0982 February 6 2009, 20:42:55 UTC

You actually wouldn't believe how many boys have emailed me after dates to ask me what they did wrong. They really want to know, for whatever reason. That's why I wanted to start that dating service where I go out with you and for free dinner and $50 I write up EXACTLY why you suck (and of course, more constructive "areas for improvement" or something). I still DO want to do this. I feel like I'm really qualified - probably been on over 100 online dates in the last 5 years...seen everything. Already have my categories figured out for the "why you suck" write up.

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zorachus February 6 2009, 19:00:04 UTC

Your style's awesome if you want me, but sucks if you don't. Really, I'm just nervous and alone. Can you take care of me like mommy but fuck me as well? K thx.

dubs_0982 February 6 2009, 20:40:17 UTC

Exactly. Pathetic.

blimpcaptain February 9 2009, 18:50:00 UTC

Can you take care of me like mommy but fuck me as well?

One wonders if perhaps that's how mommy *did* take care of this fellow... asdfsadf