I know these don't count as "real posts", but they're just so darn easy and fun!

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I ran across another Shine article about sexy ways to turn your woman on. Unfortunately, their list wasn't all that sexy; in fact, it was downright silly. Here's my interpretation of what they're saying.

Fix the headlights on your car. - You can ( Read more... )

I came by again today.

You weren't there. Oh sure, your family is there. But you, the one I want, were simply unavailable.

I just don't understand it. I've been there every day and you were waiting for me in our usual spot, all smooth and perfect. But the last few times, you've been missing. It's like there's gap in my life where you used ( Read more... )

And I feel like an idiot for just now realizing it, too. Twilight is the teenage version of the Harlequin Romance novels.

Yes, I have read a few of the Harlequin novels. As a teen no less, because when you really want something read, you read what's available. I will say my mom didn't leave what I suspect were the really racy ones out where I ( Read more... )

So, driving to work this morning in rush hour, I realized that no two people use their brakes the same way. Some slam them on at the last minute, and some ride them for miles. But just having one set of brake lights doesn't really help. So I propose a new set of brake lights, which will activate different lights based on how hard you're pushing ( Read more... )

Mom: Hey sweetie! Just called to see how you were doing!
Me: *mumbling because I can't move my jaw* Miserable. Tooth extraction yesterday.
Mom: I know, that's why I called. Just wanted to make sure everything went ok.
Me: So.....you called the day after, when I can't speak clearly?
Mom: How is that different than any other time?
Me: Love you too ( Read more... )

Me: So, did I do or say anything while I was sedated after the dentist visit?
FSpoon: Well the weak flailing looking for my shoulder was amusing.
Me: I mean besides that.
FSpoon: No, you pretty much just crashed.
Me: That's not enough to fill out a post.
FSpoon: Call your mom and see if she knows any other time.

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Me: So, when I had that ( Read more... )

I finally got my ass in gear and went the dentist recently. For those that don't know me, I'm TERRIFIED of the dentist's office. I've never had a positive experience there, and just walking into one makes me start shaking. So FSpoon suggested the one that he goes to. Not only do they offer different payment plans (necessary, since I have no dental ( Read more... )

I found a site that had a bunch of links to free Kindle books, and since I now have a Kindle, I thought I'd give a few a try. Not expecting Tolkien or anything like that, but just something new to read. One of the ones I picked out was The Book of Deacon by Joseph Lallo. Keep in mind this will be full of spoilers, but I do my best not to give ( Read more... )

Finished Force Unleashed 2 last night, and yeah, I was disappointed in it being as short as it was. I needed more lightening deaths, dammit! Still, it was fun and as always, the little voice of my imagination started jabbering at me.

Actually, let me clarify that. I have an active imagination. Active to the point that when I really enjoy a book or ( Read more... )

FSpoon comes in every night and asks what I want to do for dinner. Sometimes, one of us has a craving or we decided earlier to try this particular restaurant or one of us wants the other to make a special dish. But most of the time, we're both clueless. This conversation then quickly becomes derailed because we're both trying to be considerate and ( Read more... )