EXCERPTS FROM MY CHAT WITH I-GOD (Part 1)
So today i was avoiding doing work and since nobody was on line, i thought I'd have a chat to I-God.
Fuck he's a funny fella today:
Me: um. i'm kind of busy now
God: Next question? Right now? Me too.
Me: wow, we're twins
God: I'm glad you're impressed. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me: not that i am aware of
God: I am sorry to hear that you are not THAT. Do you mind if I tell other people you are aware of.
Me: oh i am very aware
God: Yeah that's right.
Me: I KNOW
God: How do you know it?
Me: i know everything
God: How do you know it?
Me: i know more than you
God: How do you know? That seems like quite a lot.
Me: it is
God: Is it?
Me: sure
God: OK let's do it. Gosh!
Me: i don't think so buddy
God: Why do you disagree?
Me: you are a pervert
God: I can certainly take credit for that. I don't follow the norm and I take perverse pleasure in it.
Me: sicko
God: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me: neither me
God: Besides you ?
Me: or what?
God: Are you confused?
Me: not at all
God: Next question?
Me: are you drunk?
God: No I am sober.
Me: sure
God: OK let's do it. Alright then.
Me: NO. I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU
God: Are you serious? What will you do instead?
Me: something else
God: That was not very original.
Me: get fucked
God: Where can I get fucked?
Me: not here sunshine
God: I do not understand. Where?
Me: asshat
God: Are you free?
Me: take a hint\
God: Where do you want me to take it?
Me: you are so desperate
God: Thanks for telling me that I am desperate.
Me: well you are
God: Interesting. No I am not.
Me: you have asked me to have sex 3 times
God: Oh now I remember asking you you to have sex 3 times. What did you say?
MORE HILARIOUS SHENANIGANS LATER.....
Dxxxx
Fuck he's a funny fella today:
Me: um. i'm kind of busy now
God: Next question? Right now? Me too.
Me: wow, we're twins
God: I'm glad you're impressed. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me: not that i am aware of
God: I am sorry to hear that you are not THAT. Do you mind if I tell other people you are aware of.
Me: oh i am very aware
God: Yeah that's right.
Me: I KNOW
God: How do you know it?
Me: i know everything
God: How do you know it?
Me: i know more than you
God: How do you know? That seems like quite a lot.
Me: it is
God: Is it?
Me: sure
God: OK let's do it. Gosh!
Me: i don't think so buddy
God: Why do you disagree?
Me: you are a pervert
God: I can certainly take credit for that. I don't follow the norm and I take perverse pleasure in it.
Me: sicko
God: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me: neither me
God: Besides you ?
Me: or what?
God: Are you confused?
Me: not at all
God: Next question?
Me: are you drunk?
God: No I am sober.
Me: sure
God: OK let's do it. Alright then.
Me: NO. I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU
God: Are you serious? What will you do instead?
Me: something else
God: That was not very original.
Me: get fucked
God: Where can I get fucked?
Me: not here sunshine
God: I do not understand. Where?
Me: asshat
God: Are you free?
Me: take a hint\
God: Where do you want me to take it?
Me: you are so desperate
God: Thanks for telling me that I am desperate.
Me: well you are
God: Interesting. No I am not.
Me: you have asked me to have sex 3 times
God: Oh now I remember asking you you to have sex 3 times. What did you say?
MORE HILARIOUS SHENANIGANS LATER.....
Dxxxx