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One Saturday, during a hot, boring summer, I got in a sailboat and drifted acrossthe island . The sun was out and turquiose fish were running out of thewater everywhere. mocking bird were screaming " CRAP! ," as they flew above.When I got hungry, I opened a can of burrito and shared them with a dolphin that had crawled into the boat. I'd forgotten to bring sunscreen so Iput on gum instead. It smelled like baboon . Finally I fell asleep. Iwoke up to a loud THUD. I had reached an island with panther in palm trees,singing crazy . Short, run people crack toward me. One ofthem gave me a necklace made of dog . I put it on and asked where I was.Instead of answering, they showered me with horse and lion . Ismiled politely and said you iz a ho . Then I got in my boat, spank , anddrifted home.