spit me an ill rhyme inspired by stephen

Mar 21, 2006 22:19

here my ill rhyme to stephen

stephen is the coolest cat that i know
i havent seen since be4 the snow
he use to be my partner in cg
but his mom took away he
he is a cool guy and makes me spit rhymes
even the ones with not alot of lines
we talk about things that are so amazing
and soon stephen and daniels kids ill be raising
so thats my rhyme was it good?
here i am living in the hood

(robb)TrageousDisaster: debbie sucks at life. she cant play her clarinet or her fife. although she is funny sumtimes. most of hte times she whines and whines. She mite be a hott sexy momma. But no brotha to take to promma. She loses just about everything. Except her memoires of usless memories. Heres my rhyme about debbies life. Full of happiness, sadness, craziness, and strife

Nilus K: once upon a time
Nilus K: there lived a lemon and a lime
Nilus K: the lemon's name was debbie downer
Nilus K: the lime however ran on nilus-power
Nilus K: the lemon stewed and soured things
Nilus K: with all its fatigue and grumble-ings
Nilus K: while the lime went around shaking things up
Nilus K: speaking the truth, people's lives he fucked up

(jess)Senza Sottaceti: once in the land of ronkonkoma
there lived a hot sexy mama.
and everytime she got in her car
we thought she'd been too long at the bar.
while we swerved through three lanes of traffic
she always seemed so lovesick.
she said "i love boys, hey!... but why are they all gay?"
my ode to debbreilly... who lives her life slyly.

ChelseaOh: debbie likes school she thinks its real cool. but i dont now why cause thats jsut wierd
DeCr822: chels
DeCr822: thats all u cna do
ChelseaOh: ;(
ChelseaOh: i liked it

(em)see stax spin: Yo Yo Yo homie g'z
see stax spin: this is the way you got to bez
see stax spin: i dont got the juice tonight
see stax spin: it aint right
see stax spin: this anit fly
see stax spin: i've got to say buh-bye

(gomez)MWG803: you, check this out right hea
MWG803: i know dis girl, her name is debbie
MWG803: she aint dat heavy
MWG803: her hair is dark, and her dog bailey likes to bark
MWG803: she likes to swing poles, and go to the beach to dig holes
MWG803: what now

(chris)Troiano 2 20: yo yo yo. break it down. ugh. yeah yeah. check check, one two. Here we go. I know a girl, Debbie Reilly. When you try to mention something she gets real whinny. Shes lost in her mind, shes also in denial. It'd be easier to go swimming in the Nile. She likes to snoop, just like a little wussy. Well, i do too, but i call her Pussy(pussy galore ppl, dont know dont ask). She works in the mall, isnt that funny? Yet she always tells us shes gots no money. I could go on, forever and ever. But i know that my ryhmes cannot get more clever. I'm too white, so this rap comes to a close. Hey, wtf i have an itchy nose. Check it... jiggy jigggy jiggy. IN THE HOUSE

(my rhyme to chris)DeCr822: so i know this kid chris but i call him bond. of his brother i was very fond. but now we realize who is cooler. i am the cool ruler! chris like his peas and i like my corn and in marching band he plays his horn. hes a lil young but nobody cares. the cello player jsut stares and stares. and even tho he says im in denial hmm should i break out the chrissy file!. ok ok so the was a low blow. at least ur not inlove with a hoe. so thats about it thats all i can say. im saving the rest for another day

(sal)Italy32004: hmm...Arman Arman loves wearing blue, On the triangle he'd run circles round you, and if you bring him non-fruit pie, He'll probably tell you to go die

(timmy)ASPHYxxxIC: yoyo diz is flo bringin ya madd rhymes

So listen here e'reone
diz is flo bringiin up somem add fun
yall listen hurr cause im only gon' say it once
me n mah girl katro, we aint nothin near a dunce
we roll we chill, we dont go aroun bein canned
hellz yea, we even in a marching band
we know how to roll how to be shot inside a carrr
but that aint gon stop us cause wit dez rhymes
we be goin MAD faarrrr.

(matt)ApollosGs05: hes a bad teacher with an upscure feature that makes him look like a balding creature
DeCr822: woah thats a good line
ApollosGs05: you give me a rhyme
DeCr822: lol mr obrien is a weiner while the grass outside grows greener andgreener. i msut admit tho hes better then ms b. for she was crazy as we see. so this is my rhyme about how eco sucks. but i have it first period tomorrow... oh shucks!

BaBiGuRL1838: so and so a bitch
BaBiGuRL1838: lets bury that person in a ditch

(billy)marines4lyfe911: robbs a fun kidd hes like a ray of sun but man im not sure bout him, hes gay and has um "FUN", he's got that funny laugh and he likes the boys, something tells me he's likes BIG KID TOYS, he likes to sing in chorus where jon and jack make jokes about his boy friend and how his weeds gonna move to coke.

(nicole)MiDDlE4Lif: there was a girl named pearl
who fell in loved with a boy named earl
but he was very very shy
MiDDlE4Lif: which made her want to cry
MiDDlE4Lif: he finally asked her out
MiDDlE4Lif: and the girl started to shout
MiDDlE4Lif: for he had made her day
MiDDlE4Lif: so she danced around and yelled hurray lol

(jon)FosseLarson:
Yo I know this girl her name was Sue
She liked to hang out with her boo
When I was a child I didn't eat glue
My dog just went number two
I work at Bob's and talk to a shoe

I am really overtired and need some sleep
"Do you have any wool?" I asked the Black Sheep
Who was under the care of Lil' Bo Peep
FosseLarson: Word
FosseLarson: Your turn.
DeCr822: i use to work at coldstone and it sucked real bad
our manager carly needed a constant maxi pad
and even tho ice cream was good
customers would fly in as they should
and we be sweatin and doin all the work
when carly was on the computer, that jerk!

MAv SAxEb 88: ok this time my name is mike
MAv SAxEb 88: i once met this girl whos a dike
MAv SAxEb 88: her name is patty and she smokes a lot
MAv SAxEb 88: cigs, crack, and even pot
MAv SAxEb 88: my friend deb doesn't really like her a lot
MAv SAxEb 88: but she lives the life that makes her not need her much
MAv SAxEb 88: her sister
MAv SAxEb 88: her father
MAv SAxEb 88: and ol her friends
MAv SAxEb 88: make it seem like all is good again
MAv SAxEb 88: she once had a friend named mike (thats me)
MAv SAxEb 88: but the school split and mike was out
MAv SAxEb 88: it made friendship like sourcrout, but she redeemed herself by pic'ing him out
MAv SAxEb 88: wurd

WacKo91169: my names steve i pee and see

Danaswede: i have a cute cat named jack he is black sometimes hes alil wack
Danaswede: i have a hunch tha he doesnt liek me very much

(matt)ApollosGs05: i hate mr. O.B fucking bastard i hope he dies of the heat in the floride keys... giving us all this homework with his ugly smirk.... doesn't teach shit thats why i have to spit... this dumbass rhyme to procratinate the homework fucking jerk

(nicole) Vacant Dreamss:there once was a guy named man, who thought everyone was his fan, one night he awoke to see such a bloke
who came from australia
and bit off his headlia
so now his days are greyer
and he is no longer a sousaphone player

(inspriation)stephennnn: before i leave my house im slizzard on a goose im higher than a plane you know a n*gga really loose and i can rock wit it and if you gotta friend she gotta suck a BEEP wit it
stephennnn: WORDDD
stephennnn: ILLL ILLL.
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