a few simple equations...

Aug 08, 2004 04:08


first things first:

Doom 3 = BAD ASS!

Now, with that said... lets move on

graphics = hardcore awesomeness + depth of game scenes

Storyline = massive cleverness + the plot thickens

Thrill = creepy shit + hardcore heartpounding action + adrenaline high

knowing this leads us to consider the following equation:

My game-induced jizm = graphics + storyline + Thrill

Finally with all of this considered we come to our main definition of the doom 3 experience:

Doom 3 = 1,000,000 * (graphics^10)+(storyline^2)+(thrill^100)

And finally We can conclude:

Doom 3 = Massive amounts of my game-induced Jizm!!!

I Fully recommend this game - so go get it n00bz!
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