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drwakostthedark

I Almost Died... Not Really... But My Mother Sure Thinks I Almost Did

Jul 02, 2009 00:55

I had surgery... two teeth removed... one was a wisdom tooth the size of Mt. Rushmore... all the staff wanted to keep it to show off to other dentists.... but it was so huge I wanted to keep it myself... it took over 45 minutes to get out... and caused a lot of pain ( Read more... )

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xcheeseman July 2 2009, 07:29:38 UTC

For a moment, nevermind the content of your last two posts for now, because I have to say something: FUCKING STOP WITH THE ELLIPSES

Jesus fucking god damnit. Do you have any idea how annoying this is to read?! Read the following and pause on every ellipses:
>>Well… this one will… be mostly all Stop and Shop… because there’s just too much there to ignore… but there will also be some of Coliwag…. yeah…<<
YOU FUCKING EMO FAGGOT LEARN TO WRITE

baaaaaaa

drwakostthedark July 2 2009, 21:43:13 UTC

I lol'd. Yeah... no... there... will... always... be.... ellipses......

now that I am sober I can address the content of your post xcheeseman July 2 2009, 18:31:49 UTC

That sucks inconceivable amounts of hard

*gets home*
"Ahhh shit, we gotta go back."
"What's up?"
"My new dental work is broken. I might die or something."
*drives there*
"Hi my dental work is broken, I'd like a new one."
"Did you bring the receipt?"

DENTISTRY DOES NOT SHOULD NOT WORK THAT WAY

>>had the heat on maximum to defrost the windshield<<

WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
SURELY YOU DIDN'T HAVE ICE ON THE WINDSHIELD, SO YOU HAD CONDENSATION ON THE WINDSHIELD? THEN USE THE A/C. MOST PEOPLE OPEN THE WINDOWS. BUT HEAT? WHAT

Re: now that I am sober I can address the content of your post drwakostthedark July 2 2009, 21:45:39 UTC

Yes... the A/C or open windows would work... but I had too much blood pouring out of my face to yell at her and tell her that... I was concentrating on not passing out... I hadn't eaten... and I was losing a scary amount of blood.

But my mother is a goon... and can't work technology or drive or do anything without doing it wrong and making my head explode.

antar000 July 2 2009, 23:17:28 UTC

I always liked the pain after oral surgery.
overcoming it makes me feel alive.

drwakostthedark July 3 2009, 03:53:20 UTC

Sure... pain in sex is awesome.. and overcoming it makes me feel very alive... but low dull throbbing pain that makes it so I can't sleep or enjoy things.... not so much fun for me.

Though the low dull throbbing is better than the sharp pain that had me crying uncontrollably in the emergency room.

antar000 July 3 2009, 05:25:56 UTC

dull throbbing is my favorite kind of pain.
it's annoying and pitiless.
it reminds me of me.
also, the sprouses are totally not hot and also look 13, you pedophile.

drwakostthedark July 6 2009, 05:42:53 UTC

I choose to refrain from saying anything linking annoying and painful with you.. it's just too easy.

As far as the Sprouses go... uhm.. they did look 13 when they were 13... but they actually... do look their age. They're 16 now.. and if you've seen anything recent of them... like their new show.. they really do look 16... but I work with a lot of 16 year olds, so I know all about what 16 year old white kids look like. But yeah... not hot to you is...... unbelievably fucking hot to me apparently... but when have we ever had the same taste except for that one time in the grocery store when you, me, and Eric all almost fainted at that one kid.... good times... that kid was hot.

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