I Almost Died... Not Really... But My Mother Sure Thinks I Almost Did

[drwakostthedark]

I had surgery... two teeth removed... one was a wisdom tooth the size of Mt. Rushmore... all the staff wanted to keep it to show off to other dentists.... but it was so huge I wanted to keep it myself... it took over 45 minutes to get out... and caused a lot of pain

Comments

[antar000]

I always liked the pain after oral surgery.
overcoming it makes me feel alive.

[drwakostthedark]

Sure... pain in sex is awesome.. and overcoming it makes me feel very alive... but low dull throbbing pain that makes it so I can't sleep or enjoy things.... not so much fun for me.

Though the low dull throbbing is better than the sharp pain that had me crying uncontrollably in the emergency room.

[antar000]

dull throbbing is my favorite kind of pain.
it's annoying and pitiless.
it reminds me of me.
also, the sprouses are totally not hot and also look 13, you pedophile.

[drwakostthedark]

I choose to refrain from saying anything linking annoying and painful with you.. it's just too easy.

As far as the Sprouses go... uhm.. they did look 13 when they were 13... but they actually... do look their age. They're 16 now.. and if you've seen anything recent of them... like their new show.. they really do look 16... but I work with a lot of 16 year olds, so I know all about what 16 year old white kids look like. But yeah... not hot to you is...... unbelievably fucking hot to me apparently... but when have we ever had the same taste except for that one time in the grocery store when you, me, and Eric all almost fainted at that one kid.... good times... that kid was hot.

[antar000]

yeah.
it was like the first time Eric had ever heard me say someone was hot, and that was humorous.