I Am Thankful For Awesome Roommates........... DIE ADAM DIE!!!!!
Uhm…… okay….. lots of random stuffs to talk about. First off there goes my housemate Adam driving me insane…. I mean he stayed Tuesday night…. fuck that and then he came back Saturday….. just why oh why. Now my housemate Chris is sick and resting in his room so Adam is in the living room screaming and being loud and making all of us want to kill him…. all because his Broncos are the best team ever…. even though they got their asses kicked by Oakland last week…. just shut up no one likes you.
So yeah….. last night I was dreaming about Adam….. and my dreams were all about me being passive aggressive with him…. it’s hysterical. He says something about Pittsburg sucking and what must my cousins feel like and I’m all… well…. they actually have lives…. so they probably don’t care. He was all what’s that supposed to mean and then I was all… oh nothing just that they like sports but have bigger stuff going on in their lives. Yeah…. dreams about being passive aggressive with your housemate are not good.
I mean…. this Thanksgiving….. oh God was it so nice. I mean Wednesday through Thursday all alone, free to do whatever I wanted and not be bothered. I just loved it. I got to watch a Suite Life marathon and gawk at Cole Sprouse…… who is just so hot. I got to watch the pop up version of Camp Rock and learn cool things about the actors in it and gawk at Joe Jonas…… who is just so hot. I got to drink and IM and watch shitty anime all at the same time and be bothered by Adam at the same time….. so nice. Okay….. it was nice when he wasn’t there and I could pretend I was alone. But yeah…. it was peaceful.
Luckily…. holy crap…. I have 11 days of this left before I leave for MA….. flying out 12:15 AM on December 11th. I can’t wait… it’s gonna be awesome. And I’ll have a room to myself…. so so nice…. I jacked off daily over Thanksgiving… felt nice since I was down to about a once every two or three weeks phase because I was never alone.
So yeah…. anyway…… BLACK FRIDAY. Yeah….. that day is insane. At Wal-Mart in NY….. someone died. A fucking worker hired through a outside contractor for extra security got trampled when the mob broke down the doors and threw down the human chain and stepped on all of them to get inside. And of course Wal-Mart is to blame with almost no security measures taken besides a human wall… which anyone could tell would not stop any crazy mob. So yeah… the guy got killed and when they thereafter closed the store and told people to leave….. the shoppers wouldn’t leave… just stayed in the store and kept shopping saying that they had been waiting since so and so hour. Lovely America and it’s entitled bitches who will take others lives to save $50 on a television.
But yeah…… what makes it even more fun….. I got my first Black Friday shopping experience. That’s right folks….. at 5:30 AM on the Friday after Thanksgiving I left me empty apartment to take to the streets of Los Angeles. I only was looking at one thing…. HP laptop…. 3 GB RAM, 160 GB hard drive, 15.4” screen for $350. Good stuff. I was pleased. I stumbled upon by accident thank you shitty Yahoo homepage news stories. Then… because my mother was looking at a new laptop because their home computer crashed a few months ago and is beyond reviving. This would be exactly what she wanted… so I said I might look at picking one up for her.
So…. about a 40 minute walk….. not too bad. The walk there was just fucking awesome….. 5:30 AM is dark, misty, and was just beautiful. Kinda reminiscent of Milwaukee, but I’m not downtown so it’s kinda suburbia and kinda city outskirts and just not as nice of a walk…. God I miss walking around downtown Milwaukee at that time of morning. The walk back… it sucked being 8:00 AM and sunny and hot… that’s right folks…. here in LA the temperature is double what it is in Milwaukee right now….. 74° to 37°……. very nice. December 1st is tomorrow and it’s going to be 77° tomorrow.
So anyway… back to the story….. I got there at about 6 AM, the store was late in opening… there was a line of maybe 50 or so people…. not the 2000 outside the NY Wal-Mart. By the time I got there…. the one thing I went there for…. a new Laptop… yeah it was already sold out. I was bummed…. should’ve figured I would need to be there like 30 minutes early… but I didn’t think it through or that it would really be that crazy. My idiotic mistake. So I go in…. just figuring whatever I can look and see if there are other laptops and maybe get other things I want…. DVD’s to burn anime and tv shows onto to make room for more anime and tv shows, a flash drive, and maybe anything else good. So yeah…. look at other laptop’s….. all the ones under $600 are gone. Guess I wasn’t getting that.
Then some Indian guy comes up to me and asks me if I was looking for this laptop and hands me a piece of paper with the laptop I was looking for. I thought he was asking where they were or if they had any left…. then I realized those were the slips they gave out in line for exactly how many of them they had in stock, and he had like 4 of them but there was a limit of one per household, so he was giving them away…. I was all….. FUCKWIN! Oh yeah… got my other stuff, stood in line for over an hour and finally got my lappy. I was very happy for the nice walk back…. I was all wasn’t that lucky of me. I have good luck with Indians apparently.
Other things…. oh God…. the funniest thing… also sparked by dreams of this past night. My roommate…. we get along well. He’s a nice guy…. no sexual attraction…. but my God does he have the hottest friends. Every guy he brings over is just made of sex. Just made of sex. I don’t know what it is…. but every single one of them is just breathtaking. Last week he had over these two guys Saturday night and they played NCAA football all night…. created a player Uriah Xerxes….. awesome name… a huge dark dark “skin as dark as midnight” black guy from Montana….. it was amusing. Raised him from Montana high school football to playing for Florida.
But anyway….. this one kid had the hottest legs I’ve ever seen. I mean…. I was dreaming about those legs last night…. they were just….. yeah they broke me. They were not my usual type either… I usually like lean and lithe legs or really skinny chicken legs….. his were really meaty…. not fat, but really thick and meaty, and not muscled. I don’t know what it was about them… but they drove me insane. And he was wearing loose red gym shorts….. so they kept sliding down his legs and it was hotness. Not to mention he had an unbelievably hot face too….. there was much to want there. I would like to replace Adam with him…. he seemed cool and was kinda funny too.
Also…. for Thanksgiving… I made this delicious rice dish…. rice is so good… it was rice, turmeric, cinnamon, raisins, and some vegetable oil. So frikken good. It was like rice…. but with flavor and fruit. Good call. I shall be making that again sometime… still have ingredients for it. Also… it was the first time I had to like scrub a dish…. was all reminiscent of the good times last year….. washing nasty stuck on food dishes that had produced really good food. It was like a weekly thing living with Dan!.... but I haven’t done any real cooking here it seems. I kinda want to start…. but that requires buying ingredients and shit which is usually expensive…. but probably healthier. I shall see for next semester… though I totally need to get kinda recipes from Dan!..... oh shit….. it’s the shitty opening to Gayass….. why I have it on my computer is a good question….. but this group does intros for other stuff too… including a good one for Beach which I why I have them…… anyway…. back to what I was talking of…. I need to get approximate recipes of the stuff Dan! made because God was some of it so frikken good.
Also….. every time I get food out here….. you know what I get on it…… avocado or guacamole…. both are very good out here….. you don’t get that in the east or Midwest….. God I love both so much…. avacados are just so tasty, fresh or in guac….. which is still fresh…. but just mixed with other stuff. I want to make guac…. that’s what I need to do….. so delicious.
Also Adam is giving his expert opinion on sports again…. I think I need to take my headphones off and listen or I might miss all the meaningfulness of my life….. because his statistics could tell me it.
Anyway….. I go home in 10 days!!!!! Topher and his girlfriend are picking me up…. it’s going to be cool… he’s gonna get lost….. unless she’s better at direction than he is…. which she might be… because Topher is hopeless. Also…. my mother said today that she saw a movie with Topher Grace in it and was all….. what?..... it’s a real name. She thought I made it up…. I was all… know… it’s a real nickname for Christopher and real people have it as a name. Actually… Topher Grace is where I first heard it and where I got it from…. and then just started calling my bro Topher….. don’t remember why. I’m also the only one who calls him that….. but still…. I love it as a name for him and it works. He’s also the only one to call me J-Diesel. We have our own special nicknames for each other.
And if at this point you’re wondering why I’m rambling on about anything and everything…. there’s a very good reason…. because as soon as I stop I have to do my homework…. yeah I’m putting that off as much as I can….. fuck homework… this break has been all about not doing my homework….. and now I have 10 days left and 7 papers to write….. which would be much less if I hadn’t left al of it until now. Oh crap…. I just remembered I have an 8th one due tomorrow…. it’s a journal about reflections of having people listen to you… which I’m gonna totally falsify….. I mean… I had some people listen to me…. but not once every week… I can just make it up with reflections on talking to my friends and family over the years… what I’ve noticed and liked and disliked…. it shall be the good. At least the 2 papers due tomorrow are not academic but reflective…. so much easier to write those…. all no real proofreading and citations and complicated sentences…. just flowing of my thoughts. Also I have to present one of them too…. which sucks…. but I figured I get the presentation out of the way this week and then for my final class have nothing to do for it so I can concentrate on my final papers for the other classes.
So here’s a majigit stolen from Lav…… my rainbow is blue.
Your rainbow is shaded blue.
What is says about you: You are a tranquil person. You appreciate friends who get along with one another. You share hobbies with friends and like trying to fit into their routines.
Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.
So yeah….. last night I was dreaming about Adam….. and my dreams were all about me being passive aggressive with him…. it’s hysterical. He says something about Pittsburg sucking and what must my cousins feel like and I’m all… well…. they actually have lives…. so they probably don’t care. He was all what’s that supposed to mean and then I was all… oh nothing just that they like sports but have bigger stuff going on in their lives. Yeah…. dreams about being passive aggressive with your housemate are not good.
I mean…. this Thanksgiving….. oh God was it so nice. I mean Wednesday through Thursday all alone, free to do whatever I wanted and not be bothered. I just loved it. I got to watch a Suite Life marathon and gawk at Cole Sprouse…… who is just so hot. I got to watch the pop up version of Camp Rock and learn cool things about the actors in it and gawk at Joe Jonas…… who is just so hot. I got to drink and IM and watch shitty anime all at the same time and be bothered by Adam at the same time….. so nice. Okay….. it was nice when he wasn’t there and I could pretend I was alone. But yeah…. it was peaceful.
Luckily…. holy crap…. I have 11 days of this left before I leave for MA….. flying out 12:15 AM on December 11th. I can’t wait… it’s gonna be awesome. And I’ll have a room to myself…. so so nice…. I jacked off daily over Thanksgiving… felt nice since I was down to about a once every two or three weeks phase because I was never alone.
So yeah…. anyway…… BLACK FRIDAY. Yeah….. that day is insane. At Wal-Mart in NY….. someone died. A fucking worker hired through a outside contractor for extra security got trampled when the mob broke down the doors and threw down the human chain and stepped on all of them to get inside. And of course Wal-Mart is to blame with almost no security measures taken besides a human wall… which anyone could tell would not stop any crazy mob. So yeah… the guy got killed and when they thereafter closed the store and told people to leave….. the shoppers wouldn’t leave… just stayed in the store and kept shopping saying that they had been waiting since so and so hour. Lovely America and it’s entitled bitches who will take others lives to save $50 on a television.
But yeah…… what makes it even more fun….. I got my first Black Friday shopping experience. That’s right folks….. at 5:30 AM on the Friday after Thanksgiving I left me empty apartment to take to the streets of Los Angeles. I only was looking at one thing…. HP laptop…. 3 GB RAM, 160 GB hard drive, 15.4” screen for $350. Good stuff. I was pleased. I stumbled upon by accident thank you shitty Yahoo homepage news stories. Then… because my mother was looking at a new laptop because their home computer crashed a few months ago and is beyond reviving. This would be exactly what she wanted… so I said I might look at picking one up for her.
So…. about a 40 minute walk….. not too bad. The walk there was just fucking awesome….. 5:30 AM is dark, misty, and was just beautiful. Kinda reminiscent of Milwaukee, but I’m not downtown so it’s kinda suburbia and kinda city outskirts and just not as nice of a walk…. God I miss walking around downtown Milwaukee at that time of morning. The walk back… it sucked being 8:00 AM and sunny and hot… that’s right folks…. here in LA the temperature is double what it is in Milwaukee right now….. 74° to 37°……. very nice. December 1st is tomorrow and it’s going to be 77° tomorrow.
So anyway… back to the story….. I got there at about 6 AM, the store was late in opening… there was a line of maybe 50 or so people…. not the 2000 outside the NY Wal-Mart. By the time I got there…. the one thing I went there for…. a new Laptop… yeah it was already sold out. I was bummed…. should’ve figured I would need to be there like 30 minutes early… but I didn’t think it through or that it would really be that crazy. My idiotic mistake. So I go in…. just figuring whatever I can look and see if there are other laptops and maybe get other things I want…. DVD’s to burn anime and tv shows onto to make room for more anime and tv shows, a flash drive, and maybe anything else good. So yeah…. look at other laptop’s….. all the ones under $600 are gone. Guess I wasn’t getting that.
Then some Indian guy comes up to me and asks me if I was looking for this laptop and hands me a piece of paper with the laptop I was looking for. I thought he was asking where they were or if they had any left…. then I realized those were the slips they gave out in line for exactly how many of them they had in stock, and he had like 4 of them but there was a limit of one per household, so he was giving them away…. I was all….. FUCKWIN! Oh yeah… got my other stuff, stood in line for over an hour and finally got my lappy. I was very happy for the nice walk back…. I was all wasn’t that lucky of me. I have good luck with Indians apparently.
Other things…. oh God…. the funniest thing… also sparked by dreams of this past night. My roommate…. we get along well. He’s a nice guy…. no sexual attraction…. but my God does he have the hottest friends. Every guy he brings over is just made of sex. Just made of sex. I don’t know what it is…. but every single one of them is just breathtaking. Last week he had over these two guys Saturday night and they played NCAA football all night…. created a player Uriah Xerxes….. awesome name… a huge dark dark “skin as dark as midnight” black guy from Montana….. it was amusing. Raised him from Montana high school football to playing for Florida.
But anyway….. this one kid had the hottest legs I’ve ever seen. I mean…. I was dreaming about those legs last night…. they were just….. yeah they broke me. They were not my usual type either… I usually like lean and lithe legs or really skinny chicken legs….. his were really meaty…. not fat, but really thick and meaty, and not muscled. I don’t know what it was about them… but they drove me insane. And he was wearing loose red gym shorts….. so they kept sliding down his legs and it was hotness. Not to mention he had an unbelievably hot face too….. there was much to want there. I would like to replace Adam with him…. he seemed cool and was kinda funny too.
Also…. for Thanksgiving… I made this delicious rice dish…. rice is so good… it was rice, turmeric, cinnamon, raisins, and some vegetable oil. So frikken good. It was like rice…. but with flavor and fruit. Good call. I shall be making that again sometime… still have ingredients for it. Also… it was the first time I had to like scrub a dish…. was all reminiscent of the good times last year….. washing nasty stuck on food dishes that had produced really good food. It was like a weekly thing living with Dan!.... but I haven’t done any real cooking here it seems. I kinda want to start…. but that requires buying ingredients and shit which is usually expensive…. but probably healthier. I shall see for next semester… though I totally need to get kinda recipes from Dan!..... oh shit….. it’s the shitty opening to Gayass….. why I have it on my computer is a good question….. but this group does intros for other stuff too… including a good one for Beach which I why I have them…… anyway…. back to what I was talking of…. I need to get approximate recipes of the stuff Dan! made because God was some of it so frikken good.
Also….. every time I get food out here….. you know what I get on it…… avocado or guacamole…. both are very good out here….. you don’t get that in the east or Midwest….. God I love both so much…. avacados are just so tasty, fresh or in guac….. which is still fresh…. but just mixed with other stuff. I want to make guac…. that’s what I need to do….. so delicious.
Also Adam is giving his expert opinion on sports again…. I think I need to take my headphones off and listen or I might miss all the meaningfulness of my life….. because his statistics could tell me it.
Anyway….. I go home in 10 days!!!!! Topher and his girlfriend are picking me up…. it’s going to be cool… he’s gonna get lost….. unless she’s better at direction than he is…. which she might be… because Topher is hopeless. Also…. my mother said today that she saw a movie with Topher Grace in it and was all….. what?..... it’s a real name. She thought I made it up…. I was all… know… it’s a real nickname for Christopher and real people have it as a name. Actually… Topher Grace is where I first heard it and where I got it from…. and then just started calling my bro Topher….. don’t remember why. I’m also the only one who calls him that….. but still…. I love it as a name for him and it works. He’s also the only one to call me J-Diesel. We have our own special nicknames for each other.
And if at this point you’re wondering why I’m rambling on about anything and everything…. there’s a very good reason…. because as soon as I stop I have to do my homework…. yeah I’m putting that off as much as I can….. fuck homework… this break has been all about not doing my homework….. and now I have 10 days left and 7 papers to write….. which would be much less if I hadn’t left al of it until now. Oh crap…. I just remembered I have an 8th one due tomorrow…. it’s a journal about reflections of having people listen to you… which I’m gonna totally falsify….. I mean… I had some people listen to me…. but not once every week… I can just make it up with reflections on talking to my friends and family over the years… what I’ve noticed and liked and disliked…. it shall be the good. At least the 2 papers due tomorrow are not academic but reflective…. so much easier to write those…. all no real proofreading and citations and complicated sentences…. just flowing of my thoughts. Also I have to present one of them too…. which sucks…. but I figured I get the presentation out of the way this week and then for my final class have nothing to do for it so I can concentrate on my final papers for the other classes.
So here’s a majigit stolen from Lav…… my rainbow is blue.
Your rainbow is shaded blue.
What is says about you: You are a tranquil person. You appreciate friends who get along with one another. You share hobbies with friends and like trying to fit into their routines.
Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.