On the first day of Christmas...
My true loves gave to me....
The Twelve Days of Christmas
for celtickail:
Day #Who?What they got you1stamaranth_todda strap-on2ndgreyillusionsa gigantic vagina in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline3rdhelen_halla full-body condom4thdidibooA signed document releasing their body to you upon their death to do with as you please5thlatin_vanitya crate labelled, 'world's best porn collection'6thcrazyfruitladya pop-up kama sutra7thshinymooka fitted corset made of cling wrap8thobscured_faithA $120 blunt9thweirdo_bearmore condoms than there are days remaining for you10thaftersixA world-reknowned sexual teacher11thvivacious_soulsyphillis12thpuffy_princessa keg of lubeTake this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )
Can't say I'm surprised with the porn collection from Cee Jay (A) Big thanks to Molly, how'd you know I wanted syphillis? xD
The Twelve Days of Christmas
for celtickail:
Day #Who?What they got you1stobscured_faithA reservation to stay one night in a haunted castle2ndmesawooA mousetrap3rddidibooA curiously warm dinosaur egg4thda411A tub of uncooked pancake batter5thchancetakenA bee caught in a jar6thmaroon_obsidianA Bee Gees air freshener7thmesawooAn Ouija board 8thlatin_vanityA Sigmund Freud action figure9thpopxwhore25A goldfish10thbendingrealityA shiny pair of toenail clippers11thxconsequencesxA life-sized poster of Kenny G12thhelen_hallA book of all of the swear words in every languageTake this Quiz at QuizGalaxy.com( or, take the 'adult' version at QuizUniverse.com )
Some people need lessons in Christmas shopping *cough*Mags, Codi, Kate*cough*
The Twelve Days of Christmas
for celtickail:
Day #Who?What they got you1stamaranth_todda strap-on2ndgreyillusionsa gigantic vagina in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline3rdhelen_halla full-body condom4thdidibooA signed document releasing their body to you upon their death to do with as you please5thlatin_vanitya crate labelled, 'world's best porn collection'6thcrazyfruitladya pop-up kama sutra7thshinymooka fitted corset made of cling wrap8thobscured_faithA $120 blunt9thweirdo_bearmore condoms than there are days remaining for you10thaftersixA world-reknowned sexual teacher11thvivacious_soulsyphillis12thpuffy_princessa keg of lubeTake this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )
Can't say I'm surprised with the porn collection from Cee Jay (A) Big thanks to Molly, how'd you know I wanted syphillis? xD
The Twelve Days of Christmas
for celtickail:
Day #Who?What they got you1stobscured_faithA reservation to stay one night in a haunted castle2ndmesawooA mousetrap3rddidibooA curiously warm dinosaur egg4thda411A tub of uncooked pancake batter5thchancetakenA bee caught in a jar6thmaroon_obsidianA Bee Gees air freshener7thmesawooAn Ouija board 8thlatin_vanityA Sigmund Freud action figure9thpopxwhore25A goldfish10thbendingrealityA shiny pair of toenail clippers11thxconsequencesxA life-sized poster of Kenny G12thhelen_hallA book of all of the swear words in every languageTake this Quiz at QuizGalaxy.com( or, take the 'adult' version at QuizUniverse.com )
Some people need lessons in Christmas shopping *cough*Mags, Codi, Kate*cough*